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RE: barber shops opening in july here ffs

my eyebrows are also out of control.

RE: barber shops opening in july here ffs

my tornails are growing long. You might want to think about that hey,

RE: Confess, your underwear should be tossed.

Yes, just lightly with the salad, you dont want to bruise the lettuce/

RE: Frit picking

Yeah agree, if one is not qualified to pick fruit here they wont pick fruit there either.

RE: Frit picking

I'm slow... You're talking about that redneck Yugoslav thing in Melbourne right?

RE: Frit picking

Federation was 1901, your Bradshaws is out of date... As are your fantasies about a girlfriend who picks fruit. Left your run a bit late old bean, maybe settle for the knitting club or bingo hall. And just buy fruit if you choose to eat it, pears are pretty soft.

RE: Frit picking

Leaving aside, one could pick fruit here for a higher wage anyway, hence why we have so many of the smelly grubs here picking fruit.

But I guess its like the dream of the Phillipino wife that does all the housework and provides free sex... Yeah kind of, but when her papers come through she takes half your stuff, and you wonder how she could be so heartless...

RE: Frit picking

Its not easy getting a holiday visa, I think you're out of touch or living a fantasy.

RE: Frit picking

None of my business at all mate. But me being borm here, several generations before too, would still struggle to get to live in England legally.

yes 25 years ago it was much easier to get resdiency or citizenship here, but its still difficult to reside in England should one choose to.

I'm still calling BS on this, even if one had such papers, its not at all easy.

RE: A global shortage of condoms is looming. Coronavirus lockdown forced to shut down production.

I tried that, but it wont go on. I think I tied the knot in the wrong end.

RE: The real deal on COVID-19

Possibly a bit early to call it the real deal, as someone suggested it is one point of view. But then the earth being flat and the moon landing being fake are too.

RE: Are you keeping your car battery charged?

Yeah pretty much... The lead sulphate clings to the lead plates by the charge, if the battery goes flat the particles are not held on very strongly, a sudden movement or jolt, they fall off. if enough fall off and accumulate on the bottom, the plates short out and the battery is finished. Such is the cyclical relationship between lead, lead sulphate, and sulphuric acid...

RE: Frit picking

I doubt she has Australian citizenship, it is very difficult to obtain these days. She would have to be married to an Australian for several years, besides, its difficult for Australians to reside in Shengen countries. I'm calling BS on that one.

Prostituzzione bellisimo.

or when he whispers softly in your ear- o tachydrómos eínai nekrós

Prostituzzione bellisimo.

Quesedilla penetrado.

RE: Good Women

A lot of people these days prefer a lubricated goat. Just sayin'...

RE: How's your week-end going?

I expect higher standards from the teaching staff. They should be teaching others to whack off.

Prostituzzione bellisimo.

Meh, more fun making shit up... Fornicado dos tortilla.

teddybear

Prostituzzione bellisimo.

I'd have to ask my Mum for more Latin, and that would limit the scope of things. I dont care where the post office is or where the train station is.

RE: How's your week-end going?

Gardening, handyman work.. can't be done from home. Can look after a vacant property, but thats only one.

Prostituzzione bellisimo.

Yeah me too...

Sia mia tu... or Et tu Brute, but its a bit late for that.

Prostituzzione bellisimo.

Well I can see which components of my new language skills are hitting the spot...

teddybear

RE: How's your week-end going?

You seem fulfilled outside work, its a good thing. A lot of folks are not.

RE: How's your week-end going?

Yeah good,just trying to learn Italian or Spanish, Mexican whatever.

Prostituzzione bellisimo.

Bella magnifico ereczziano.

Prostituzzione bellisimo.

Mi potenza del enchilada.

Prostituzzione bellisimo.

Dammit, he always gets the girl.

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