RE: I LOVE YOU BECAUSE.......

I love you because you love me, and we're stuck in an unhappy marriage.

RE: a Quick Comeback....

I only know how little I care about gymnastics, especially the resident halfwit joho here with all his trump blogs, of the same name.

RE: Sweden: Four African Migrants Gang Rape Disabled Woman

I'll have to correct the expert on Australia.

Since labor introduced offshore processing, about 10 years ago, the law is that if you come here by boat you will never settle here. The boats stopped coming. There's about a thousand people who tried, on mannus island in new Guinea and in Nauru, who are holding out and appealing over and over but will never succeed. The problem we had, was very small in comparison to Europe maybe a few thousand each year. But we do have Sudanese and middle eastern migrants etc, and there are issues with crime. But it's not some organised conspiracy.

RE: a Quick Comeback....

I wonder when they will have one legged arse kicking in the paralympics... be pretty funny to watch.

RE: just saying hello.

One day, it will all be good again on the forums. Any day now. Maybe even later on when the soccer is finished.

RE: a Quick Comeback....

In a battle of the wits, I feel like I'm taking on a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

RE: Do You Think That A New Relationship Can Withstand,Ex'es, Being Part Of Your Partners Life!

Particularly at my age, a potential partner most likely has children. A functioning relationship is a must far as I'm concerned.

RE: do u believe in second chances

No, if she puts the milk in my coffee after the hot water, I'll politely say don't bump your arse against the door on your way out.

RE: Do You Think That A New Relationship Can Withstand,Ex'es, Being Part Of Your Partners Life!

Depends on the level of involvement. Distrust is a red flag for me.

RE: You're a plane crash survivor in snowy mountains, would you eat the dead to stay alive?

The trick is to zink when others zonk, that's how I zank.

RE: Did you ever see anything nasty in the wood shed?

An African American,

RE: Unlaoised is in Love with me.....

Film it and put it on the Internet.

RE: Who wants to join me.....

Congratulations on completing the projects, I'll get back to you about the rest.

RE: Say Anything

After some years here, and having not met the love of my life, I decided to remove my pictures. Maybe the added mystery will work out better.

RE: a Quick Comeback....

Well. Like they say at the building site, tits out for the lads.

RE: Say Anything

All my life there's been starving Africans. All dads too. And all grandads... as a continent that's resource rich, they don't seem to be able to manage it very well.

RE: The Women's Room

Let's face it, a thread for just women was never going to work. They need the firm hand of guidance, and irrefutable logic that can only be offered by a man. I know it may seem a little bit prejudiced, but the alternative is full on admission that they're scatterbrained wenches prone to bouts of bitchiness.

teddybear

RE: Guys, ever have a woman give you a "queening"? Do you continue the practice today?

For every problem there's a simple solution.

RE: Now That I'm 40

Worst case scenario, is when there's a second doctor holding you down in a headlock.

RE: a Quick Comeback....

Bruce.

RE: Say Anything

Sounds like a good film. Better than titanic or whatever shit you watch.

RE: just saying hello.

Serene drives all the young men crazy with her sophisticated look and seductive pout. Shame she's a vego.

RE: Now That I'm 40

They're never normal, just your reaction to them. Id be finding an Asian lady doctor with small fingers.

RE: Guys, ever have a woman give you a "queening"? Do you continue the practice today?

As in, special needs?

RE: Say Anything

The way to go, is to put some music on with the bass cranked right up, smoke a few bongs, then start pounding it like an escaped lunatic. See, you're smiling already and thats the first step.

RE: CS Dream

Or get a smaller truck. Maybe a Hyundai iload. Or a Volkswagen transporter.

RE: Say Anything

At least she reckons I'm big. Might go for my HR or MC license.

RE: CS Dream

How can you drive a truck with a small tockler? I've never heard anything so ridiculous my entire life.

RE: The Women's Room

I knew that after a good old bitchfest in the women's room things would settle down and you all can get along now. Except that other slut.

RE: Say Anything

I avoid shit films, that rules out horror and prison movies.

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