RE: Hello you all....

I've been here since 1973, havent really noticed much changes apart from nobody wears flairs any more.

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RE: What's Your Talent?

My talent is pulling people's hair.

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RE: Abusive males

Pull my hair.

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RE: Abusive males

I'm still Pat after 1am. Bit messy, sure, but still that lovable cheeky character full of wisdom and good advice.

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RE: The problem with the forums is....

You may have to set your sights lower, or lift your game. Or both.

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RE: Fashion Retailer H&M Apologises For ‘Racist’ Swearshirt

The ones I saw ransacking and vandalising the shop, they looked more like lowlifes who like vandalism than activists with a social conscience. Does more harm than good for the "cause", as we can see just from posts here.

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RE: Gonorrhoea and syphilis on the rise in Melbourne

You can keep your filthy diseases to yourselves, dont go mucking around with clean women from other states and spread the sickness interstate.

But lets face it, Queensland has the Great barrier reef and hotties in bikinis, Sydney has the harbour bridge and opera house, Melbs has the syph.

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RE: Do you think slim women have a better chance of dating ...

Slim women have a better chance of dating, but if she has a nice arse as well... hubba hubba hubba

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RE: The problem with the forums is....

Well obviously its hotter than post menopausal, yet at the same time not as hot as table grade.

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RE: The problem with the forums is....

I didnt realise there was a problem with the forums. They seem pretty pumped up these days. Be better if there were more hotties but.

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RE: Crying

They're crying because their undies are on public display?

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RE: Why is there a Blogs, Forums & Polls - Why cannot they be combined into one ?

Blog people and forum people dont see eye to eye... It began way back in 1863 when a blog woman ran away with a forum man, there's been car bombings and people crapping in each others fish tanks ever since.

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RE: Abusive males

Yeah, whatever.

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RE: How To Turn Newfoundland Into A Paradise

Technically, you'd have to completely change the Earth's orbit to make Canada tropical. I'm pretty sure the North pole is in Canada these days... The tropics are located between the tropic of Capricorn in the South, and tropic of Capricorn in the North.
I reckon a wall around it would just make the place a very cold prison.

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RE: New year New changes

Well yes, she knows I never will.

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RE: IS PRESIDENT TRUMP A RACIST?

Maybe its not entirely on-topic, but he's right, those places are shitholes. Kind of hard to dent that aspect.

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RE: New year New changes

Avoid diet coke, I only see fat people drinking it.

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RE: New year New changes

I think he means uphill gardening pics, me either.

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RE: Nuclear threat.

Its very stressful, but I think PTSD is a stretch. About 10 years ago, we all got texts saying a tsunami was coming, head to high ground. This was not long after the tsunami that killed tens of thousands in Asia. Yes there was panic, yes there was a traffic jam that would have trapped most people. Thankfully, there was no tsunami, and people joked about it within days.

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RE: New year New changes

Yeah Fifi, pics or it didnt happen.

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RE: New year New changes

I would prefer to simply buy some unused psychotropics. Might get a bottle of water to have with it.

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RE: New year New changes

To get a bottle water some wasted caveman has laid a cable in? no way.

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RE: New year New changes

Yeah, I can see a bunch of stoned cavemen pissing in the water reservoir laughing their heads off about future generations drinking it.

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RE: New year New changes

I test all my water with a gas chromatography mass spectrometer, as well as analysing the potassium/iodine isotopes... So by the time I'm finished testing it there's only a small mouthful left in the bottle.

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RE: New year New changes

I was drinking water naturally filtered from snow covered mountains for 7500 years. It seemed like it wasnt filtered enough.

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RE: New year New changes

Not in gluten-free vegan rice pudding... It consists of grated carrots and rainwater.

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RE: New year New changes

The only real problem I see with becoming vegan, is that it makes people really tedious to be around. I guess its people with nothing interesting to say about themselves that are attracted to the vegan way, and they become deluded that others are interested whether they can eat this or that.

Like the joke- Why did the vegan cross the road? to tell somebody else they're a vegan.

or- How can you tell when there's a vegan in the room? Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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RE: Astrology

Pisces tend to be artists and druggos/pissheads.

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RE: Astrology

Surely the prison authorities could work out which star signs are causing the most problems, my guess is that most child molesters would be Geminis.

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