RE: Chin up folks and besides What's Up, what other Up do you know

here we would say- Mull up. That is if scissors are used, however if one is using a coffee grinder it's pronounced Muzz it up.

RE: Chin up folks and besides What's Up, what other Up do you know

Another- Uphill gardener...

teddybear

RE: Chin up folks and besides What's Up, what other Up do you know

Banged up, and upstart...

RE: Vaginal dryness without Estrogen therapy

I'm wondering if this dryness issue will make the queefing worse.

teddybear

RE: If you believe...

Anything Van Morrison is way before my time and completely uninteresting. And I'm not that old really.

RE: I'm Thinking #4

Yeah sorry about that, I can see now it has no future.

RE: MAIN OFFICE

Well I need coke bottle glasses now, and my hands are like a wilderbeasts paws...

It's not easy.

RE: MAIN OFFICE

I give myself whiplash, on the vinegar stroke.

RE: What's your most immediate response to receiving really good news?

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians,,,

RE: Vaginal dryness without Estrogen therapy

I'd suggest the sensible starting point would be purchasing a leg of lamb from the butchers... After that it could go one of several ways.

RE: MAIN OFFICE

Well, I guess people who work at the carnival all day, the last thing they want to see when they go home is ferris wheels and dodgem cars.

Hang on, they probably do, they're weird feckers.

RE: MAIN OFFICE

Here was me thinking Attorney General or something like that... Aggressive Gerbils makes a lot more sense.

RE: MAIN OFFICE

I used to know a girl called cut in half Kirsty, she had a habit of lifting one leg up and all the boys would notice. It was a more innocent time, so we didn't say anything at the time, but inevitably the subject of camel would arise on the drive home, and probably everyone had to rub one out after that. Happy times.

RE: How do you handle finances when you are in a M relationship?

You're dirty.

RE: I'm Thinking #4

[inappropriate video removed by staff]

RE: tis tune will cure you....!!!

The one I posted...

RE: What qualities are you looking for in a possible partner.

still sounds gold digger-ish...

RE: tis tune will cure you....!!!

This song will make things worse...

RE: Who is the best US president ever?

Depends who you ask, I'd guess black people would say Obama, and rednecks would say Trump, maybe old people will say Biden... my opinion they all brought something to the table, did the best they could... All got some things right, some maybe not...

But in general, American politics and elections are so boring and tedious, and now the loser of an election gets to smash up the white house. I think in some ways it's going backwards for them.

RE: What qualities are you looking for in a possible partner.

Keep asking him, maybe he will change his mind one day.

RE: Milwaukee and other places..

HD bikes?

Much more impressive than cordless drills, bourbon, and poptarts (possibly) combined...

RE: Milwaukee and other places..

You still haven't found what you're looking for... Another Irish bloke sang about that some years back.


I'm sure they make other things there too, like bourbon. Or poptarts maybe, I'm not sure.

RE: Milwaukee and other places..

Meh, it's all about cordless hand tools these days. Very high quality.

RE: What Should Happen as a Result of the Chris Rock Will Smith Oscars Incident?

Let me guess, everyone is now talking about him being banned... Next year, a few weeks before the awards, the ban will be lifted. Everyone will be talking about it... Many extra viewers expecting some similar thing to happen, a similar thing will happen, everyone will be talking about it... The similar thing will be banned for one year, everyone will be talking about how lenient the one year ban is compared to ten years...

And so on, and so on... Many years of very cheap promotion, for a very cheap event. best thing is to stop giving this rubbish valuable oxygen.

RE: I'm Thinking #4

*tellys, or TV's..

RE: I'm Thinking #4

Meh, android tellts are like that... Go into settings, terrestrial stations, automatic tuning... something very similar to that. Don't push the google or netflix button on the remote. They take a minute or two to start up so allow for it beforehand.

You'd better get it sorted before monday night, for the extra triple episode. Guess the Harry Potter bullshit didn't work out for them.

RE: Scrabble

Wh... ah forget it

RE: Do you think you could be a successful scammer?

I reckon I could, but only someone I liked, so in reality no I couldn't...

RE: New Born

The only way you get to do the business with an Irish woman, is to kiss the Blarney stone whilst upside down.

That's how fussy they are, so you might as well give up.

RE: New Born

if you see an Irish woman, never make direct eye contact. Remove yourself from the dangerous situation, warn as many bystanders as possible, and call the police immediately.

teddybear

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