RE: Rasputin ...?

They must have been pissed off about something, maybe he farted in the church.

RE: Any dates on Connecting Singles

Dunno, I was gonna tarp up anyhoos.teddybear

RE: Second vax to be approved in the UK

Second wax hey, you folks must be quite hairy.

RE: Any dates on Connecting Singles

Sorry mate, I couldn't help it...Sheep stuck in the fence is a favourite game of our near neighbours with stupid accents... But tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down...

RE: Any dates on Connecting Singles

Did he treat you good after that?teddybear

RE: Enhanced.... Do you want to be super human?

Confucius once say- Man with really strong arm have sore knob.teddybear

RE: Any dates on Connecting Singles

That's only about 4000km, roughly 4 days drive from my house, maybe 400 bucks in diesel... Or about 5 hour flight cost 3-5 hundred bucks... Then I'd have to get home again.

Don't get me wrong, I've no plans to date your friend, I think more than a hundred or two km is pretty much wasting time.

RE: Any dates on Connecting Singles

Met some nice people, would be happy to date if they weren't so far away. Not really much women from this country here, even they'd be too far away. But who knows, maybe one day.

RE: Its only 365 days to Christmas 2021

I don't wish to alarm you, but it's only 730 or so days until Christmas 2022.

Which roughly equates to 2 more Mariah Carey Christmas Special albums, the current scientific measurement units of time.

RE: Oh my God. I finally made it to Australia. Ha ha

When I'm paying good coin, I expect a bit more than just gallivanting. I expect some quality hand holding and robust weather discussions.

RE: Any place world wide A-Z

Babinda, Queensland, Australia...teddybear

RE: Every village needs an idiot ..

Merry xmas Tom and happy new year, and for all here too.

RE: Every village needs an idiot ..

It was probably me they were looking for, so I pretended I could only communicate in sign language for the deaf.

RE: What do women prefer wearing?

Nail polish on their toenails?

Bridge repairs in America.

That may be so, but I seem to recall a certain song about London bridge falling down. Obviously, there is scope for improvement with the English attitude to bridge maintenance as well.

teddybear

RE: Every village needs an idiot ..

The village just called, they want their idiot back.

RE: What do women prefer wearing?

Make up... That's not an issue right?

RE: Is it fair...,...????

Here,there are generally two types of homeless people. Those with mental health issues, and those with substance issues. It's very unfortunate and sad, but the reality is there is plenty of help if they want to reach out for it.

We spent something like 30 million dollars on one family of illegals, as they drag the whole appeals process out for some years. Protest groups take up their cause, it gets a lot of publicity. But, we said if you come here by boat illegally you will not stay, and so have to keep that line to deter more coming. It's horrible, they seem like a nice family and I'm sure they'd make great citizens, if only they hadn't come by boat and started a family thinking that would secure permanent residency.

A good government should be able to walk and chew gum at the same time, which by and large ours does. It's probably much worse in places that have a distinct class system and struggling economy.

Bridge repairs in America.

I'm not sure about that... Terminator 2 was pretty good.

RE: Seasons greetings and best wishes

Happy Festivus!

Remember not to put tinsel on the aluminium pole, it's too distracting.

RE: its 12 AM here

I think you mean it's 12.19pm...

888

RE: Oh my God. I finally made it to Australia. Ha ha

Well, I'm dammed if they do and dammed if they don't...Story of my life lol.

But on the upside, I finally made it interstate. Then went back across the border for lunch today.

RE: Oh my God. I finally made it to Australia. Ha ha

I told grandma not to drink too much at the office party...

RE: What did you ask Santa for this year?

I want Santa to make me be cool like zz top. Those guys are so cool. Nice cars, hotties. Guitars.

Bridge repairs in America.

One thing I have noticed over the years, whenever you're watching an American film and a bridge is closed for repairs, they always leave a pile of dirt each side so cars can jump over and land on the other side properly.
Given how much bridges cost to build or fix, why not simply have a jumping lane. Come to think of it, why not just do away with the boomgates and let people use the bridge as a jump when it's half up or half down. teddybear

RE: Frit picking

Yeah agree, if one is not qualified to pick fruit here they wont pick fruit there either.

RE: Frit picking

I'm slow... You're talking about that redneck Yugoslav thing in Melbourne right?

RE: Frit picking

Federation was 1901, your Bradshaws is out of date... As are your fantasies about a girlfriend who picks fruit. Left your run a bit late old bean, maybe settle for the knitting club or bingo hall. And just buy fruit if you choose to eat it, pears are pretty soft.

RE: Frit picking

Its not easy getting a holiday visa, I think you're out of touch or living a fantasy.

RE: Frit picking

None of my business at all mate. But me being borm here, several generations before too, would still struggle to get to live in England legally.

yes 25 years ago it was much easier to get resdiency or citizenship here, but its still difficult to reside in England should one choose to.

I'm still calling BS on this, even if one had such papers, its not at all easy.

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