RE: Main reason of being single....!!

Well... 7 at least.

RE: Main reason of being single....!!

Looking for a rich Indian wife to sponge off.

RE: Main reason of being single....!!

Sorry my maths was incorrect, it should be only $260 000 (based on the house being $500 000).

RE: Main reason of being single....!!

So you're going to wire her the $7500, have your own return ticket, and fork out to be tenants in common with her in Sydney (a cheap house in Sydney is half a million)... So thats about $510 000 you'd need to have. If you had it you wouldnt be hitting up randoms on a free dating site. Its the same rule for any Nationality, doesn't matter if its Bangladesh or Norway, "us people" are right on to your type.

RE: Main reason of being single....!!

It costs about $7500 to sponsor a migrant partner, and you have to take full financial responsibility for them for a year or two, as well as having a return ticket for them just in case. Then, once granted permanent residency, the migrant is entitled to make a financial claim against you and prenuptial agreements mean nothing...

RE: Female profile pictures

Its not that simple. Some are hairy, some are bald, some are trimmed. Some look huge and scary, some meek and introverted. Some have mouses ears, some have batwings. Some are wonderful to be near, and some you'd cross the road to avoid. Its a very complex issue.

RE: Female profile pictures

From the meat section at woolies. It was half price because the use by date is today.

RE: Main reason of being single....!!

I, like Pedro, have my reasons.

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RE: Name Something

Toilet paper.

RE: He Who Walks Behind The Rows

I got as far as "Americans must understand"... Yeah right, as if thats going to happen.

RE: 8th of March- International Women's Day

Mens day is completely out of the question, but if it ever does happen I'd like to see it include a pride march- for straight caucasian able-bodied men.

RE: Female profile pictures

Yes, that would pick up the picture of Nicole. If I take my camera to the beach and take a picture of an attractive woman sunbaking, there's no way google or tineye will pick it up unless I used it in other places.

RE: Female profile pictures

I think I'd base my choices on more than just a picture, to the point of ignoring pictures pretty much. A 60 year old lady with a fuller figure could easily put up a picture of herself when she was 35 and trim, or a picture of Nicole Kidman for that matter.

RE: Is gun control the solution to these unspeakable tragedies?

Look at Chicago? ...Nah, look at a country with sensible gun laws instead. First thing you'll notice, is there's not nearly as many shootings.

RE: which side of the bed do you prefer ?

The side with all the money hidden in it.

RE: What is your favourite hobby?

Well its better than Tru's hobby- Taking photos with men in the toilets.

RE: Current Thoughts

Check what out?

RE: What is your favourite hobby?

It sounds like molly's a bit jealous because she didnt think of it first. Well, she probably did but just wont admit to it.

RE: which colour clothes were you told suit's you best............?

Peuce magenta safari suits look good on me, especially with a bit of mooses knuckle.

RE: Current Thoughts

If it was true love, it would be just before the shower.

RE: MOVE IN

The last few girlfriends have spun out when I told them I wouldnt be living with a girlfriend till we'd been together a few years. I guess thats a long time if you're bringing up kids and want an instant father figure.

RE: One single change

You lot sound like a bunch of old hippies. One single change might be to harden the fark up.

RE: What is your favourite hobby?

Taking photographs of ladies on the toilet.

RE: My next girlriend has too

I'm not so fussy, as long as she's got a camel we're good to go.

RE: Is anyone a daddy dom?

Daddies coming home! Daddies coming home!

RE: Another Wine & Weed Night

I had Swedish strawberry and lime cider, not bad at all.

RE: Animals

RE: Animals

I want to join the zebras in America. Look at my hooves, cloppety clop, my hooves!

RE: Animals

I'm part animal, part machine.

RE: Current Thoughts

Good girls get dinner, bad girls get eaten.

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