RE: Nobody told me there would be days like these........!!

Days, Hell............It's going on 13 YEARS for me !!! mumbling very mad very mad thumbs down

RE: Say Anything

Sorry that I attributed something that Secret said as you having said it.
Now I guess everyone knows..............I'm not perfect. doh

RE: Say Anything

You're right...........back then, the Marlboro Man and what he represented was something to be admired, and maybe even envied. dunno

RE: extra, extra, read all about it

I guess my invitation got lost in the mail.............crying crying crying

RE: Recipe For A Love Cake

Sounds like a nice, moist cake..............just the kind I like. I wouldn't hafta drink my glass of diet water with it. drinking

RE: Say Anything

Merc said to Secretagent.................... " what I'm saying is, being that he was so overweight, I think he should have been softer in the way he said she should lose a few pounds".

I AGREE................

He could have suggested that maybe she "misplace" a few pounds..............rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Say Anything

Yeah; one of the doctors I had as a kid in high school smoked a pipe. Of all the people who should be setting an example, it should be a doctor not smoking.

I guess it's like that old saying............." Do as I say, not as I do." scold dunno thumbs down

RE: Say Anything

The last time I went to my Doctor, he asked me if I got 30 minutes of exercise each day.

I asked him ........ " Does running back and forth to the refrigerator count " ???

He said " No ".



Do you think I should look for a new doctor ??? dunno rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Recompose. Later, Soylent Green? Is it humanity's future?

My cremation is already paid for. Sounds as if Recompose realized the money they were missing out on, and came up with an alternative to cremation.

I wonder if there is a charge for this process. I doubt it; as many people would accept a free way to dispose of one's remains, especially if there were no other family members or relatives, nothing to help pay for the final expenses, etc.

The world is changing............ mumbling sigh crying

RE: What made you laugh today?

I'm not sure America wants her..............dunno

RE: I’d ike this song played at my funeral

I may be wrong, so please correct me; but didn't he contract aids from a blood transfusion ??? I think it was on ELLEN that I saw him several times. dunno

RE: Words To Live By....Part 5

TRUE LOVE is something everyone should experience in their lifetime.

love smitten hug kiss heart beating heart wings lips teddybear

RE: Delete

They want your MONEY.........................professor

RE: Are Older Women attracted to Younger Men?

I use SPRAY STARCH.............much cheaper............rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Have a guess ...something we learn from a young age????

Everyone is gonna die eventually...........there is no getting around it. crying blues sad flower

RE: 'Being man enough'

You're welcome, my dear.................bouquet

RE: 'Being man enough'

Like Popeye used to say............... " I am what I am."

I am not ashamed to admit that I cried when my Mom died, and even tho it has been 25 years since she passed away, my eyes still sometimes leak when I think of her.

Society tries to pigeon-hole us into different categories; and that just won't work because each person is their own individual. No one should live their life according to a perception of what is expected of them by others.

I have always pretty much done whatever I felt like doing, sometimes to the embarrassment of my younger Sister. On more than one occasion, she said " I don't know you " whenever I did some particularly crazy thing. Some of the things that I did do, are cause for dis-belief, but I had a lot of FUN doing it. My motto growing up was " don't say I won't do something, because I will do it just to make you a liar ."

But my picture has never been in the Post Office among those of " Most Wanted ", and most of the people who I went to High School still talk to me at our annual High School reunion. Little kids and puppies seem to like me, so I can't be too awful bad.

So, if I could offer a suggestion..........As you go thru life; show respect for Women, regardless of your personal opinion of the individual. Show respect for elders, even tho you are much more intelligent than they are. And treat everyone fairly...it would be a bummer to have your tombstone sledge-hammered by someone you screwed-over.

Life is short....live it to the fullest, but do it YOUR WAY.....and to hell with what others think.

innocent devil yay

RE: Are Younger Women Attracted to Older Men?

Maybe I better start picking up pop cans, then, to redeem them for money. Either that, or maybe I can just take a box of Jello with me......you know, a do-it-yourself dessert. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Are Younger Women Attracted to Older Men?

I'll buy you ANY tv dinner you like, maybe 2 of them, if they are on sale. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Is it really possible to fine love on the internet?

Sure.....Just log onto Craigs List, and state your price range.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: 3 things i like

Yes, with a hint of lavender and garlic. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: why?

WHY ???


Because I said so

Just because

Because I'm older than you

Because I am the parent, not you

Because you're not leaving this house until you do


I'm sure all of us have heard similar responses from our parents or older siblings as we were growing up, or when we wanted a reason for the punishment that was threatened or actually meted out to us. dunno

RE: If I Could Go Back In Time It Would Be ________

I wish I had the opportunity to go back in time, to correct some of the things that I did, which caused others to suffer the consequences of my actions....burning down my Grandfather's barn from playing with matches, taking his car without permission, and causing necessary repairs to the differential because of my driving.

I would like to be able to tell my Mother that I loved her, because the last time I spent with her, I left on a Sunday to return to my home.

After her Husband died, she had made it a practice of saying " I love you " to us kids (adults), and prior to that, it wasn't something that was heard. I guess I was never comfortable saying that, so maybe that is the reason I didn't say it to when I left.

Two nights later, I got the phone call that she was dead; the guess was that she had had a stroke.

So to anyone who might be reading this................IF you have someone in your life that you truly care about, make sure they KNOW your feelings. Tell them, because little words can have such a profound impact. And tomorrow is not a given. You never know when you leave their presence, that you might never get to see them and speak to them again. angel heart wings kiss teddybear bouquet

RE: Significant event

The day I was born..........................rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Raking leaves

You should get a bucket for yourself, and go out and pick up some of the leaves that fall in your yard. Then, go out in the night time when she is asleep, and sprinkle your leaves back into her yard. devil rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Winning the lottery

I believe that here in the State of Iowa, in the USA; it is mandatory to disclose the winners, although it is not required in other states. dunno

RE: Out of everyone who knows you 100%

Yeah, Frisky; me too; and I ain't gonna squeal. innocent devil

RE: How Many times can Someone " FALL IN LOVE" ?

As many times as they kill off their previous spouse.............rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What is the difference between I like you and I love you?

Don't give up............the right person just hasn't crossed your path yet. heart wings smitten love

RE: What is the difference between I like you and I love you?

I like you....might get you laid

I love you....might get you married wink conversing dunno heart beating teddybear

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