A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
#7 Your date keeps asking why you brought your laptop with wireless to the restaurant and you can't focus on posting #6 Nobody paid attention to the last 10 posts, so why should you ? #5 You are afraid your co-workers sitting behind you can clearly see you are not working as you are laughing hysterically every 5 seconds. #4 You partner can read your posts... #3 You have to get back into your coffin before sunlight #2 CS is not a dating site!
and #1
You haven't made a decision yet on what colour underwear you are going to wear ...
Alright, this is a really simple, you answer a question, then ask the next question.
Rules: - You ask a question between two (and only two) alternatives. - You answer by picking the alternative, not a combination or a different choice - Don't answer your own questions
example of this would be...
Would you rather: be smarter or be better looking?
a ufo.
[with enough smarts couldn't one make ones self more beautiful - making enough money for 'alterations' perhaps?]
Next question
would you rather:
be the one who loves the most be the one who is loved the most?
Why people, who ask you for advice, because they know they are doing something wrong, take the time to listen to you and nevertheless keep doing the same thing..... ? Do you think they're just waiting for you to finally say something that will support their actions - rather than give true advice?
What have you often wondered about, but never quite been able to work out?
When neither conversation with an elder, nor a book, google, or wikipedia (or any other source of supposed wisdom *ahem*) would give answers. When you give up and sigh in defeat while muttering
"I just don't get it!".
I'd love to know how it's possible, every few years, to meet someone whom you instinctively know is perfect for you in almost every single way, and yet time and again while, the few you who ever-so-rarely utterly rock your little world, and whom you start thinking of as the perfect mothers of your future kids, and the perfect girls you can rule the world with, never feel quite the same way in return.
I mean just once, like only once, it'd be sweet if the two correlated.
[First person to mention men, women, love, relationships or the appendix wins a sour cherry lollipop.]
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Would You Rather?
which post?