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RE: What is your idea of responsible citizen ?

I opt out!professor

Daniel Craig...

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That's just it...rugged and almost hagard...but mesmeric.dunno


Another good face: Tcheky Karyo...cool in Nikita.bowing

RE: Of the following, you are most known for your :

I'm also well known for my...height.peace


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cartwheel

Daniel Craig...

Good face: Alain Delon.bowing



hole

Daniel Craig...

Bo Selecta!peace


waiter




detective

Daniel Craig...

...what an impressive face...stunning eyes. I like impressive, unforgetable faces...they're cool. Good actor too...fantastic in Our Friends From The North.

Leonard Cohen is another one...superbly distinguished features...very unique.




dancing





buddies

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

Bagpuss rules!peace



boogie

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

scold

Nice is for wimps!professor


I'm aggressively obsequious.grin

RE: Of the following, you are most known for your :

Assonance...cool word.professor

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

When I was a schoolboy
I never knew why
I was so crap at cross-country running
but now I know
why I was so slow.
I'm a potato.

stuck

RE: Describe yourself in one word?

The Cub Scout Diary

One Christmas I told my dad
that my sister had scribbled on the pages of my new Cub Scout diary.
When he confronted her about the damage
and she pleaded innocent I asked who did it if she never
and realizing that there was no other likely suspect,
assuming our parents to be above such a senseless violation,
Angela said that although she had no
recollection of the incident
the culprit must have been her;
an admission which my father felt
warranted a thorough beating.
What had actually occurred was
whilst entering my address in the diary,
which I wanted to look neat as possible,
I had made a mistake,
crossed it out, made a mess
and lost my temper,
ruining the book
with a series of indelible markings.
When the frenzy was over
I decided that somebody should suffer for this act of destruction
and that that person should be my sister.



devil

RE: Look into my eyes part 3

Smothering Sunday

To a wonderful mother
with wrinkly skin,
this card was concocted
by one of your kin.
I hope that you like it
it's specially for you,
I've sprinkled some glitter
on top of some glue.
I don't like the bought ones
I thought you should know,
they're too superficial
and two quid a throw
some of them.


joy

RE: Describe yourself in one word?

An Owner's Complaint

I've got a dog that's more
like a carrot than a dog.
It's hairy,
but only very slightly.
It's got no personality
to speak of,
no bark to bark of,
no head
no legs
no tail
and it's all
orange
and
crunchy.


cartwheel

RE: Describe yourself in one word?

It means: slightly crusty round the edges, but nice and soft in the middle with a touch of seasoning to finish it all off.hmmm

RE: Describe yourself in one word?

Discombobulated.uh oh


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typing

RE: Ok ladies and gents who is you CS secrete crush?

laugh

Ditto!help

RE: Of the following, you are most known for your :

My...ummm...daydream

Good Luck Wales!

It's ok Crissy...I'll make it easier for you...I'll not bother you anymore...moping


crying

Good Luck Wales!

sigh

I left the cabbage in the bowl...it does unspeakable things to the atmosphere.wow

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

And me!nerd

Good Luck Wales!

And it was lovely...delicious mushrooms!grin

Good Luck Wales!

Wales did well...fair play to them.cheers

Good Luck Wales!

laugh


But it's such fun...and SO easy!boogie

RE: Ok ladies and gents who is you CS secrete crush?

Lummy.blushing


rolling on the floor laughing



cartwheel

Good Luck Wales!

Rugby.laugh


Thanks for still talking to me.giggle


joy

Good Luck Wales!

Well done Wales!applause

RE: What are you listening to.......#18?

Some woman going on and on and on about some stuff and travelling and eclair deficiency...blah


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hug

RE: Is bashing someone the best way to get attention

Thanks Lummy.wink


rolling on the floor laughing


handshake

RE: Is bashing someone the best way to get attention

rolling on the floor laughing

Riya never speaks untruths Lummy.professor



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joy

RE: Thoughts on "You're" and "Your," "Its and It's," "Too and To," and Sundry Grammar Issues

Amen sir!wine

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