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Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.

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Then you'll have sprained ankles!professor

Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.

Fear the slimemould evil!professor

RE: Who here rates...

Ok...not bad. At least she writes, plays and sings good.cheers

RE: Vanity question for older men

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Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.

They have transportation means beyond our comprehension.wink

Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.

Bleach presents no problems to these denizens of the drain.professor

Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.

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This is serious...we're in immimiminent danger!uh oh

Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.

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RE: To all the women out there. men listen up

I knew it!!!!!professor



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Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.

Could be...take good care M.uh oh

Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.

Says Proffessor David St Hubbins: "Slimemoulds are so close to being both plant AND animal that, it's like they can't make up their minds. It's worth considering, that with mankinds descent into inhumanity to one another, slimemoulds could be the ones running the earth for their own ends.

These layabouts that can't commit, the slimemoulds...because there's more slimemoulds than any other form of protoplasm on the planet. And if they wanted to, if they finally made up their minds to commit to being either plant or animal, they could take over us like that!

They're all over the place...if you're walking down an alley way, and you slip a bit...maybe twist your ankle a bit...that wasn't an accident...it was an attack!uh oh

RE: To all the women out there. men listen up

Ali G: "Lets talk about doctors. Does they have the right to end old people's lives?"

Interviewée: "That's euthanasia"

Ali G: "Why is it the responsibility of the youth in Asia for killing someone else?"

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RE: Where are you?

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You're on form tonight.drinking


cartwheel

RE: Where are you?

On my sofa...watchin' tv...cuppa tea and smoke.dancing

RE: To all the women out there. men listen up

Build ya up, then knock ya right down again.dunno

A womans prerogative I suppose.giggle



buddies

RE: Question for women...

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Too close for comfort...I must insulate myself from all impurities.hmmm


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buddies

RE: Question for women...

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Was gonna use 'foxymoron'...but that just wouldn't be right.cartwheel

RE: To all the women out there. men listen up

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RE: Faith, God and Us. Which is yours ?

smitten ...these were the days...when debate meant as much, and didn't come down to members posting reams of out of context exerpts from here there and everywhere...which they didn't understand themselves.giggle

Great discussion was had here...learned loads and found my feet!

Thanks folks.hug

RE: Who was the Best....Elvis or The Beatles

Elvis was a wimp...mumbling

RE: Vanity question for older men

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RE: What are the signs that you have matured?

I've matured hugely over the past year, but I'm still a mischeivous, fragile lil boy at heart.angel

I suppose I've learned how to reason with greater ballance and cohesion, and to accept who I am and embrace my idiosyncrasies.cheering

But as they say; Life is a journey, not a destination. I'll never stop growing up I suppose.wine

RE: Where are all the good men??????

There ain't many...although you'll hear differently.giggle


cartwheel

RE: Vanity question for older men

drinking

They could work out together perhaps? Then your 'fat chick' would enjoy a bit more health and self respect.grin

RE: Where are all the good men??????

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Shhhhhhhh! Mustn't rock the boat.giggle



cartwheel

RE: Where are all the good men??????

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That's just true...sadly.sigh

RE: Alcohol

Alcohol is for wimps...mumbling

RE: Where are all the good men??????

Hiding from the hordes of chattering, gossiping...grin

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Americans.....

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RE: Vanity question for older men

Bravo! For some reason, a woman spending hours on her appearence isn't considered vanity...it's accepted. Why?

I friggin' hate it, and see no difference between a man or woman preening excessively.barf

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