Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

daydream

Placed an order for extra jars of vaseline.....giggle

RE: would you approach some one you thought was out of your leauge

yes Billy I kinda knew that laugh laugh laugh

Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

Is writing me a lust letter...

RE: would you approach some one you thought was out of your leauge

thumbs up

Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

with a tongue like that I would have stayed tongue


Took me home to his mother and got a slap in the ear.

RE: What do you hate about singles?

See if I knew that was involved I would have had more lessons.daydream

Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

Can only keep it up for one round.....tongue

RE: What do you hate about singles?

No its not. I tried surfing once and spent more time on my face. roll eyes

Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

But I am crying

RE: What do you hate about singles?

Yell Cowabunga stand up and ride a wave.....dunno

Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

thats not a lie.............I like to bring the devilout in them.



tongue installed a swing in his kitchen for woman to swing off, and we know what he wants to eat for breakfast.

Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

Is a good catholic boy......tongue

Bucket List......

I have Mum Normal.

But its a Mum that is a title, not a Mum that is a Mum.

Thats why you should be like Larf and cherish her why she is here.bouquet

Bucket List......

I love this Larf. I miss having a Mum at times..........but I grow up use to it, and my Dad is wonderful.

Cherish each other.bouquet

Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

Asked me to arrange a 4 some, so he could watch.

RE: What do you hate about singles?

Your making my mind boggle tongue

Bucket List......

That is so beautiful......

RE: What do you hate about singles?

Trust me Normal my Sister has tried so hard to teach me budgeting etc. I am just hopeless it is not one of my strong points.



I don't have any credits cards though, got rid of them years ago. If I buy something I pay cash, if I don't have the cash i wait until I do.

RE: What do you hate about singles?

I am the first to admit I am hopeless at saving...My sister is brilliant, she is a real whiz.

RE: What do you hate about singles?

Maybe thats a combination of lessons learnt. An individual losing a lot due to a split up, or the fact that many seem to think life revolves around money...dunno

RE: What do you hate about singles?

You've nearly got a full thread Normal wink

RE: What do you hate about singles?

thumbs up

Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

I knew exactly where the batteries would fit, and he asked me to put them there.....(*)

Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Understood after me using him, that he needs a generator not batteries.

Bucket List......

I like that attitude....head banger bouquet

Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

Pushed me over the edge when he asked to borrow my BOB......

Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

you know this is a lie thread don't you?


Asked me if he could borrow my underwear.

Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing best lie of this thread...

RE: Hi , a Kiwi From Waimate N Z

Welcome Noeleena enjoy the forums and have fun.wine

RE: What do you hate about singles?

oh wow, valium mixed with port has struck again......scold

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