Johnny5IAJohnny5IA Forum Posts (721)

RE: what would happen if google shut down for 1 year

I would still be waiting for internet explorer to open a page

RE: Women ,,,the great value

They make great inflatables for the pool, they can hold a can of my favourite beverage in the mouth while we float together

RE: Women ,,,the great value

I got three for 10 euros in the sales but I broke one on the way home, still a bargain though

RE: Some of your main dreams and wishes are on the way in 2016

We´re not going on a date, it´ll never work

RE: Did Santa give you what you wanted?

Not exactly and I´m still sore

T-Rex

Is T-Rex a rappers dog?

RE: Mashrooms

I think it´s his cockney accent

RE: Wow

He´s matured into a fine gent

RE: Wow

wow

Blind date

Were you there?

RE: Type any word that comes to ur mind

strawberry

RE: Some of your main dreams and wishes are on the way in 2016

So you´re going to Thailand then?

Immigration rising in New Zealand

Recent Maori statistics put the figures at an alarming 4 million pests of European descent, how can we tackle this?

RE: Write a famous person or celebrity begining with the last letter of the one above

Daniel Craig

RE: does this bug you?

I agree, Dandelion is a massive fool

RE: does this bug you?

Australian soaps are even worse, there´s about 3 actors shared between 10 soaps and they´ve all got strange names like "Biffy" "Frogfish" and "Wonkytree" What are these actors, rabbits?

RE: Some of your main dreams and wishes are on the way in 2016

I hope my dreams don´t come true, some of them are totally weird

RE: UK Muslims with Disneyland plans: We were barred from plane due to religion

Disneyland looks flammable, too much polyester walking around, good call homeland

RE: Mashrooms

What´s up you jack? Who´s twinkletoes? You´ve mentioned that name twice now

RE: TRAVELLING PLANS

You can come back anytime fine lady! I was over your way last week, in Ciudad Quesada

RE: Mashrooms

My mash rooms have been busy over christmas, lots of people ordering mash.

RE: what is youre favorite lunch

I go to the bins behind the supermarket since the tourists stopped coming, my favourite was paella but now it´s usually rotting veg.moping

Are you good at cooking?

It´s a date!

Are you good at cooking?

Can I come to your place for new years eve dinner then please? I´ld like to eat at about 8pm and don´t over cook the turkey or else!

Are you good at cooking?

My wife isn´t, my christmas dinner smelt better on the way out.

Immigration rising in Australia

I thought it was down to the Brits dumping boatload after boatload of undesireables. You should report them for fly tipping.

RE: Are we heading to a world of bollix?

I´ve been here a while now

RE: Post a word related to the one above

engine

RE: CATS! CATS! CATS!

It´s called "Human Centipede" you can guess what happensuh oh

RE: West australia meeting :)

Damn you´re good!!

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