Johnny5IAJohnny5IA Forum Posts (721)

RE: Write a Story with Three words

on my own

RE: CATS! CATS! CATS!

Attach another dog to her that doesn´t suffer with itchy butt, like that centipede movie

RE: CATS! CATS! CATS!

Have you tried sandpaper? Or you could just cauterize it shut.

RE: Write a famous person or celebrity begining with the last letter of the one above

Idi Amin

RE: Write a Story with Three words

On my toes

RE: CATS! CATS! CATS!

I don´t know why you all think cats are so great, they hate humans and I certainly wouldn´t stop for one on a zebra crossing!

RE: seking advice" is he serious about me for marriage ?"

Blimey if you wrote less I would´ve read your post, but you didn´t, and I didn´t.

RE: Cricket

Cricket is far too dangerous a sport for Canadians, they´re much better suited to knitting or typing.

RE: West australia meeting :)

He´s casting his net, doing a bit of trawling, sitting back and see what he can drag uplaugh

RE: TRAVELLING PLANS

That it does Miss.Mollytip hat

Dynamo

This is like floating in space where no one can hear you scream

RE: TRAVELLING PLANS

We´re a gypsy family and when the police shoot us we give them a soft toy

RE: Something that you never needed

A colonoscopy, my doctor is such a joker I had to laughlaugh

RE: TRAVELLING PLANS

One can only hope there´s a future for one of my 37 kids

Dynamo

Things are slow today, is everyone on holiday or something?

RE: TRAVELLING PLANS

We need tourist cash to survive the concrete jungle, if you leave us we´re all doomed

Dynamo

Just bumping my thread back up, you´re all obviously scared to say anything in case he turns your house into broken hair dryer

RE: TRAVELLING PLANS

You´ll be back.....they all come back.....sheep

RE: Trump leads by 20 points

Are we talking about the snooker? He´s pretty good that Judd Trump isn´t he?

Immigration rising in Australia

I see the forked tongeud ones are staying silent on this one

RE: TRAVELLING PLANS

Yeah it´s a journey and a half but it´ll be worth it to get out of the Fuengi ghetto for a while, just hope the cops don´t turn me backlaugh

Blind date

It didn´t start off as a blind date until she pepper sprayed mefrustrated

RE: Do you trust Unions in North America?

I don´t trust onions from any continent

Dynamo

He´s better than Paul Daniels

Immigration rising in Australia

Aboriginal sources claim the figures are as high as 24 million. What should we do?

Dynamo

Is Dynamo of this world or is he an alien with a Bradford accent?

RE: Let's Write a Story (this time with 3 words)

with chop sticks

RE: TRAVELLING PLANS

I might go to Marbella, see how the other side lives

RE: Getthecure

With a name like yours they probably think you´ve got an std or something like that

RE: Am I the backup girl for him???? Need feedback asap!!!!

This man is a role model to millions of boys, I salute him!

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