Scottishlass Forum Posts (3,324)

RE: Hello to the whole darn bunch of ya!

We likes you too, Len.

RE: Hey I filled out E-Harmony.............

RE: Hey I filled out E-Harmony.............

You are not alone I know several people who were rejected by them, including me.

This is a better web site anyway.

RE: What would you put in the pocket of the person above you!

RE: Riddle me this....

exactly!!!

RE: telephone game

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RE: Hi

Hi Welshlady, pleased to meet you!!

RE: The Bar Is Open...............It Is Always Ladies Night..................

Peachy-keen Des & speaking of peaches I'd like a peach schnaaps straight up please.

RE: The Bar Is Open...............It Is Always Ladies Night..................

woooooooohooooooooooooo party time

RE: shes a #$%&ing cow

Ok all is forgiven then.

RE: shes a #$%&ing cow

There are times when I like a man to talk "dirty" to me (in the throes of passion )

but don't insult me by calling me a heffer or a @#$@# cow.

RE: shes a #$%&ing cow

Kick him to the curb!!!!!

Upgrade gone wrong...

Dear Tech support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck
Tech Support

RE: shes a #$%&ing cow

RE: New from NorCal

Hi Sienne glad you could join the funny farm

RE: Symtom,Fault, Remedy

I have been known to experience some of those symptoms.

RE: wow

You look like you've seen a ghost!!!!!

RE: What made you Smile today

I woke up breathing!!! That and someone I like told me they liked me.

RE: Travel & Chill

Hi Rob

RE: Going out on a Birthday do

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUESERASERA



and many more!!!

RE: Diverticulosis...

Found this on "Web M.D."

How is it treated?
If you have diverticulosis, you will be encouraged to eat a high-fiber diet and drink plenty of water to prevent constipation. Try eating more whole grains, leafy green vegetables, and fruits. You also may add fiber supplements such as Citrucel, Fibercon, and Metamucil. This treatment may help reduce the formation of new pouches (diverticula) and lower the risk of developing diverticulitis.

There was a lot more info there as well, you might want to check it out.

RE: Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...

Yeah!! You can do better than that. Still luv ya tho.

RE: attitude

Love it!!!!!!!!

RE: Friendships

My bestest friend in the whole wide world and I have been friends for 30 + years, most other friendships range from almost a year (that's you guys here on CS) to about 12-15 years. I treasure my friends they and my family are the most precious things in my life.


Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. ~C.S. Lewis

RE: hi Everyone, i'm from Beijing, China,

Hi Xiao pleased to meet you.

When you are not on CS

which is very rare for some of us Do any of you play computer games of any type???

I like to play "brain games" & I have a "virtual" fish tank I have to take care of. I also like "Bejeweled Deluxe 2",
playing backgammon against the computer (sometimes I even win!), but my favorites are the "brain games" they are supposed to help keep the brain sharp & help delay the onset of alzheimer's. Sometimes I wonder if they are really working

RE: Who left the other in your last relation?

I left him, 'coz I was running out of make-up trying to cover up the black eyes.

RE: What's Eating You?

When someone says they are seperated, I think the first question I would ask is "How Long?" I've known guys that would use that line just to get a sympathy screw & then go home to their wives.Even if they tell you they are divorced, I would want to see the divorce papers, unless I also know the ex-wife.

When you were a kid.......

Ooooooooo I forgot about chinese checkers!!! I loved playing that game!!!!

Hi Kitty!!

RE: The pope!