Top Ten of Silliest Questions asked on a Cruise Ship by Paul Grayson, Cruise Director for the Royal Caribbean Cruise Line's
10. Do these steps go up or down?
9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?
8. Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?
7. Does the crew sleep on the ship?
6. Is this island completely surrounded by water?
5. Does the ship make its own electricity?
4. Is it salt water in the toilets?
3. What elevation are we at?
2. There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day... the question asked...If the pictures aren't marked, how will I know which ones are mine?
How many ever wondered how many people you have thus far in your life?......I mean really actually met....and have a few minutes of conversation.....
I wondered this and searched high and low on the internet for an answer........and actually found someone else also wondered this also.....the person actually made a little formula to figure it out. (simple still maybe not very correct) but will give you a ball park figure :)
I found this interesting so I thought I would share it with all of you....here is what he had to say it may surprise you.
Say two people a day. Because of my lifestyle and profession.
By meet I mean introduced to. Had at least three sentences of dialogue with.
Multiply that by the days in your life when you're conscious of meeting people, so in my case that would be 60 years X 365 days + 15 Leap Year days = 21,915 days X 2 people = 43,830
That's so far.
I averaged it out to 2 people a day because some days you may meet 3 to 5 or more new people & some days you may not meet any.
I once won an award at a science fair when I was 11 yrs old, it had to do with gravity & a metal tack on a very fine string of monofilament (fishing line) and a hidden magnet.
Have not won anything since!!!!! I used to enter all kinds of contests. From the kind you hear on the radio to the kind you get in the mail. Nada, zilch, nuttin.
How about you have any of you ever won anything????
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Evidently, the shoplifter special.)
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And how would that be?)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion, after all.)
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops, too late!)
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Thanks for the warning; I would hate to be caught off guard by something like that.)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (NOW you tell me?)
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope so, wouldn't they?)
10. On a box of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious)
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (Wait till the FDA hears about this!)
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta)
14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Well, that was a waste of 15 bucks.)
A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun. He shouts 'this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!', and proceeds to empty the cash drawers. As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head and shouts.. 'Did anybody else here see my face?'. The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him in the head also. 'Did anybody else see my face?' he shouts again, waving his gun around.
There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner.. 'I think my missus caught a glimpse....
If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out.
When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you're both eat the same thing.
Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast, and Sara Lee cheesecake.
If you fatten up everyone else around you, you look thinner.
Movie-related foods don't count because they are simply part of the entertainment experience and not a part of one's personal fuel, such as Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, and Junior Mints.
Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage.
If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.
If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off.
Food eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy of Santa.
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Don't worry my friend, when the timing's right it will happen.
Hi Klavun, 
aaaaawwwwww thank you 
RE: GLASGOW PICS... Part 1
great pics!!! looks like a good time wae had by all!!