A Humanist Code of Ethics: Do no harm to the earth, she is your mother. Being is more important than having. Never promote yourself at another's expense. Hold life sacred; treat it with reverence. Allow each person the digity of his or her labor. Open your home to the wayfarer. Be ready to receive your deepest dreams; sometimes they are the speech of unblighted conscience. Always make restitutions to the ones you have harmed. Never think less of yourself than you are. Never think that you are more than another.
A pirate, history relates Was scuffling with some of his mates When he slipped on a cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates
i know you don't really like me, & i can't figure out why. to the best of my knowledge i haven't done anything to cause your dislike of me. i don't expect to change your mind about me, i'm just confused.
I think part of the reason is we do not reveal the "darkside" of ourselves in the forums & while some of us may not be ready to admit it, everybody has a darkside to them. Some just hide it better than others. Mine almost came out earlier today with that certain female, that's why I hid my profile for a while, to give myself time to cool off & calm down.
I can't remember the last time I was in a local bar/pub, or even a nice club. Has to be at least 14-15 yrs. From the sounds of it I'm not missing much.
What I must do is all that concerns me, not what the people think. This rule, equally arduous in actual and intellectual life, may serve for the whole distinction between greatness and meanness. It is the harder, because you will always find those who think they know what is your duty better than you know it. It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinion; it is easy in solitude to live after our own; but the great person is one who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude.
We start, then, with nothing, pure zero. But this is not the nothing of negation. For not means other than, and other is merely a synonym of the ordinal numeral second. As such it implies a first; while the present pure zero is prior to every first. The nothing of negation is the nothing of death, which comes second to, or after, everything. But this pure zero is the nothing of not having been born. There is no individual thing, no compulsion, outward nor inward, no law. It is the germinal nothing, in which the whole universe is involved or foreshadowed. As such, it is absolutely undefined and unlimited possibility -- boundless possibility. There is no compulsion and no law. It is boundless freedom.
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, history, lineage, recent FBI background check, psychiatric evaluation, and updated medical report from your doctor.
1. Name: ____________________ Date of Birth _____________ 2. Height ______ Weight ______ IQ ______ GPA _______ 3. Social Security # ___ _____ __ Drivers Lic.# _________ Boy Scout Rank ____________ Military record ___________ 4. Home Address _________________________________________ 5. Do you have one male parent and one female parent? 6.Number of years parents married: 7: Do you own or possess any of the following items: A) A van? B) A truck with oversized tires? C) A waterbed? D)Earring, nose ring, etc.? E) Tatoo (If number 6 stated that your parents are no longer married, OR you answered “yes” to any of the items in #7, discontinue the application and leave the premises!
8. In 50 words or less, what do the words “DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER” mean to you?
9. In 25 words or less what does the word “LATE” mean to you??
10. In 50 words or less what does the word “ABSTINENCE” mean to you?
11. Congregation attended: How often do you attend?
When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, relatives, neighbors, minister/rabbi/priest, and past girlfriends (Please supply phone numbers!)
12. What do you want to be IF you grow up???
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE UNDER THE PENALTY OF A SLOW DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, RED HOT POKERS, DRIPPING WATER TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, AND THE HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE! (WE SAVED THE WORST FOR LAST)
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Scottishlass Forum Posts (3,324)
hi mal, 
glad you could join the party!!!
dunno nuttin', i think
RE: Why is it..................
lol i can just picture that!!!!