RE: the worlds shortest fairy tale

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RE: Crucible

thumbs up applause love it.

RE: What was your most memorable personal scary moment?

I have been robbed at gunpoint 2x in my life. Once coming out of a club with my date and once in a video store I was working in.

RE: hello

wave Hi cswelcome handshake pleased to meet you.

God's Boxes

God's Boxes

I have in my hands two boxes,
Which God gave me to hold.
He said, 'Put all your sorrows in the black box,
And all your joys in the gold.'

I heeded His words, and in the two boxes,
Both my joys and sorrows I stored,
But though the gold became heavier each day,
The black was as light as before.

With curiosity, I opened the black,
I wanted to find out why,
And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole,
Which my sorrows had fallen out by.

I showed the hole to God, and mused,
'I wonder where my sorrows could be!'
He smiled a gentle smile and said,
'My child, they're all here with me..'

I asked God, why He gave me the boxes,
Why the gold and the black with the hole?
'My child, the gold is for you to count your blessings,
The black is for you to let go.'

We should consider all of our friends a blessing.
Send this to a friend today just to let them know you
are thinking of them and that they are a joy in your life.
A ball is a circle, no beginning, no end.
It keeps us together like our Circle of Friends.
But the treasure inside for you to see,
Is the treasure of friendship you've granted to me.

Today I pass the friendship ball to ALL OF YOU. Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you...

RE: Say Something to Someone no need to name names

Thank you to all for the flowers, emails & cards while I was incapacitated, they were all truly appreciated.
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RE: There will be day

Good morning all teddybear and thank you for your beautiful combination of words Bajan.

40 Years Together

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the dining room table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She
watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 40 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.

"Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your mother caught us behind the couch kissing?"

"Yes, I remember." says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when she shoved a shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 40 years?'"

"I remember that, too." she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says "I would have gotten out today."

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RE: Attractive, beautiful/handsome, or passable ?

Passable ~ ~ I don't scare little kids & dogs anyway.

RE: Are You Having a Bad Day?

After all that, any day I wake up is a good day! !

RE: Grandma's Boyfriend!

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RE: God exists???

thumbs up applause peace yay

RE: IS BARBARA STREISAND THE GREATEST WHITE FEMALE SINGER THAT EVER LIVED ?

My personal favorite ~ ~ Charlotte Church. The girl has the voice of an angel! !

Excercises fo people over 50

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.

Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try 50-lb. potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level)
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After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the
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RE: I went to the doctor yesterday...

Good luck to you, I will be sending positive thoughts & prayers your way.
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RE: The Awakening.....

Thank you for sharing. So beautiful & so true.
hug teddybear

What do you think is right and/or wrong with our world today?

And what do you sense is right about the world.

One of my perspectives on what is wrong.
Human beings are made to be loved. Things are made to be used.

From my perspective, I see our World is in a state of debt, despair, anguish, death and war, because Human Beings are being used, and Things are being Loved…..

Your Thoughts ? ? ? ?

Please share your thoughts on the 'right' and 'wrongs' of today's world.

RE: Do you feel that you can be more like yourself in the CS forums then you are in real life?

I am always me, in person or in the forums.

RE: threads

just be yourself wave cswelcome handshake

RE: Car Mechanics Lead Dangerous Lives

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RE: FIRE'S BACK IN THA HOUSE!!!!!!!

WELCOME BACKiT'S PARTY TIME! ! ! ! party balloons bartender waiter buddies cheers

RE: ok im not kidding!

just goes to show you how STUPID some ppl can be.
jaw drop doh

RE: "Tech Support" & "Call Answer" Humour

thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing

RE: are forums for fun

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RE: ok what would like to do with the one above you

give EVERYONE above AND below me a great big hug!!!!!

you are ALL so BEAUTIFUL!!!!!hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug

RE: WHATS THE MOST BEAUTIFULL THING IN THE WORLD ( AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED )? AND WHY ?

My EYESIGHT!!!!!!!! Because now I can see ALL of the BEAUTIFUL faces of my friends both in r/l & here on the forums.
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Lemon Squeeze

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.

Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

RE: False Teeth . . .

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RE: A Newbie here --->

wave Hey there, cswelcome so glad to meet you handshake

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