Lilith10 Forum Posts (2,078)

RE: A new bad joke, anyone?

There's a man trying to cross the street.
As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner heading straight for him.
The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him. So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again!
And is still coming at him.
By now, the car is so close and the man is scared, he freezes and stops in the middle of the road.
The car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible moment and screeches to a halt right beside him.
The driver rolls down the window.
The driver is a squirrel.
Squirrel says to the man.."See...its not as easy as it looks, is it??"


....close enough

RE: Do you feel safe...

...on the floor here...

RE: Do you feel safe...

RE: Do you feel safe...

This is true
Alot of women are taking flying lessons..transit bus driver lessons..you name it.
Ambulance drivers..we are everywhere

RE: Are you glad you were a child before technology took over

Yes!
Building forts in the barns...biking to the river to fish...see who could skip stones the farthest..

Lots of good times and never bored

RE: Do you feel safe...

I had a friend who drove the transit bus downtown in a big city.
She drove for over 8 yrs, not one accident, never ran over anyone, and was an excellent driver.
She did not take her home life to work, nor work life to home.

Her ability to stay focused was amazing...I doubt I would be that focused

RE: lol

Man walks into a barbershop, sits down, barber asks..."How you you want your haircut?"
The Man says.."I would like the sideburns cut, one high, one low, a few long hairs sticking out
the back and a few chunks on the side and top"
Barber looks puzzled and says.."Im not sure I can do that"

Man says.."Why not? you did it that way last time."



Toothbrush:
Sometimes I feel that I have the worst job in the world!

Toilet paper:
Ya..right

RE: Say Anything IIV

Some day Im going to eye roll myself into another dimension


Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a movie/tv?
Even though your completely alone...





When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up..
I usually just lay there for a nap

RE: Early birthday thread for Debbie (2Intrigued)

Happy Early Birthday 2Intrig!


Enjoy your day and wishing you many more!

RE: Send an anonymous message #2

If your phone doesn't ring..

It's me

RE: What's happened to all the Irish guys ?

Excuse me while I take some to the fields now

RE: What's happened to all the Irish guys ?

...

And the second mouse gets the cheese...

RE: What's happened to all the Irish guys ?

You English think it snows here all year round


Sunny beaches here too


Helloooo Tru!

RE: What's happened to all the Irish guys ?

there all out in the potato fields right now

Im standing here watching them work up a sweat



Hiya J..hope you are well

RE: What's happened to all the Irish guys ?

They're up here!... ..

RE: belated happy birthday mollybaby

Belated Happy Birthday Molly!

RE: on CS overall what is your most expressed emotion?

RE: Why argue?...Why raise voices?

What are we fighting for?

grasssssss

RE: Why argue?...Why raise voices?

I DONT LIKE YELLING AND ARGUING EITHER.........


I prefer to have a quiet discussion, and like others say, agree to disagree

RE: have you ever dumped someone then taken them back later?

RE: How did you come by the name you use on CS?

Im a Storm Hunter!

Nah Lilith is just something I came up with..

Lillie they call me

RE: Best kind of pub/bar

I'll take a plush lounge any day!


And the service must be up to par

RE: How long are you single?

I've been single over 10 years now

RE: Does anyone want dex

Thanks Lookin'

Canada awaits you

Summertime now here


Stay warm over there!

RE: Cheers (CS Style) The bars open..... Say anything!

Oh hey thanks

Was beginning to think it was open bar today!

RE: Say Anything IIV

Yah!
My youngest gal just bought a house today.
So proud of her

RE: Cheers (CS Style) The bars open..... Say anything!

I will have an 8pk Coors Lite please!



Yes all at one time!

RE: Does anyone want dex

.........



Hey Lookin'!

RE: Send an anonymous message #2

Thats right Lookin'

RE: Send an anonymous message #2