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Is anyone awake in the Aussie forums yet?

Tell me what your plans for today are and if you don´t have any just make something up. newzealand Go Aussies!newzealand laugh

RE: did you hear about the bad doctor?

I´m still not there yet, I just can´t see the wood for the trees these days

Friends in high places

And how high is heaven? Heaven for me means something else, something naughty

RE: Low Maintenance

If you buy me some chips you can have me

Friends in high places

One is a steeplejack and the other a roof tiler. Can any of you boast about your friends in high places? Thought not.

RE: EU or NOT

Calm down dear, it´s just a commercial.

Britain breaks up

Do you want to be my queen when I take the throne?

RE: I am back...

I see you like it too. I´m taking a shine to you whisperhug

RE: rainest country in the world

Well your obnoxiousness knows no bounds does it Sir?

RE: Leaving your dog in hot weather in the car. Eejits

Now that´s sorted let´s smash car windows!yay

Britain breaks up

That Mr.Trump dude has certainly been tanning himself a bright shade of orange, no doubt a few million went on the fake tan and sunbeds. The rest Michelle spent on handbags

RE: Leaving your dog in hot weather in the car. Eejits

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh dogs don´t breathe through their skin, they use their mouth and nose.

RE: did you hear about the bad doctor?

I´m not seeing it, give me a minute or two, I´m bad with jokes

Britain breaks up

And what did you spend the money on?

RE: What's Inside a Kinder Surprise...??

That´s gay

RE: rainest country in the world

How obnoxious you are!

RE: did you hear about the bad doctor?

Maybe because he was a great doctor he cured everyone, and that´s why he has no patients. Is there a joke in here somewhere?

RE: Curious about....

Do you want me yet?

Britain breaks up

How much do they still owe you? With my head on the currency it should triple in value

Britain breaks up

If Britain breaks up who wants my head to be on the new money? You wont have a choice anyway, it´s a done deal, her maj is stepping aside.

RE: Did you want to pay a bill to Irish water?

It would be an honour. Give me some Irish water first though. Is this a scam?

RE: Curious about....

I wont answer you now, just wait for your desires to take over and overwhelm youheart wings

RE: Sy George and England.

Grrrrrr

RE: Curious about....

Hi whisper, let´s chat, I´ve got plenty to tell youlips

RE: A question for the Americans.

I agree. Speak English properly Americans or not at all!! God damn mo fo´s make me wanna bust a cap in yo asses.

RE: Sy George and England.

I don´t go decking anymore since I was caught and fined

Coronation Street v Neighbours

Both equally crap

RE: The Universe

My cok does that too

RE: Sy George and England.

Can you mix cement?

RE: Sy George and England.

Why Polish?

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