Loner1960Loner1960 Forum Posts (402)

RE: Canadian Beavers

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RE: just because

That skuck is lucky that the police officers were willing to help it. Around here that skuck would have been shot. We like to keep the skuck population low. They are known to spread rabies.

RE: Lol the voice of experience............so many men do not know how to kiss..................

laugh laugh laugh

Is this a start?

lips

RE: Lol the voice of experience............so many men do not know how to kiss..................

Sory can't help you.
No experiance.
dunno

RE: Younger men chosing older woman

I agree with holland girl.

Carmen are these young bucks always from somewhere far? never from your home city/town?

I offen ask the same question, why is there some young chick (young enough to be my daughter) and from some far off city want to meet me?
(full name, e-mail address and all).

RE: Anyone watching the Olympic's ..........................?

No I don't watch the Olympic's
1st I don't have take the time to watch them.
2nd I don't have a TV hooked up watch even if I wanted to.

RE: Various Answers to Various Questions....

Now the truth comes out why the computor keybroard doesn't work.
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RE: What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?

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good one

RE: What is your take on this?

P - people
E - eating
T - tasty
A - animals

Put that in your mind when you see the word PETA.

RE: Dear cats.........we really need to talk............

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Great one Curly.
I hardly got through this because I was laughing so hard.

RE: Tale of the wooded bowl.............sad, good ending.....................

Doesn't this show how much influence parents have on their kids. Not by their words spoken directly the kids, but by their own actions and behavoir?

RE: Why we love kids

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This one belongs on "the last epitaph" tread.

RE: What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?

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Told you I was sick.

RE: Why are sooo many guys on dating sites wanting to date much older women?



better ad to this.
More of the grandmoothers and great grandmothers have outlived their husbands. 2 greatgradmothers were in their 90's. 1 grand mother reach 98.
More accurate to say, longevity runs in the family.

RE: Why are sooo many guys on dating sites wanting to date much older women?

I know of several men who have out lived their wife. In my family my great grandfather out lived his first wife. He got married again, this time to an old girlfriend. He outlived her too. He than outlived world war II and a town wide cellibration was held for his 105th birthday.

My uncle is 85 and outlived his exwife. And he is more healthy and fit than many 10-15 years younger.

Like many said above every one is differant and we don't know how long we get to live.

RE: Various Answers to Various Questions....

rolling on the floor laughing Okay, The farmer in me came out. At least the way it was spelt humus Has always meant a type of soil to me.

Can't find the word hummus.

No wonder old farts like me get into trouble, when they change the meaning of words on me.mumbling

Will retreat back to my
hole

RE: What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?

officially retired

RE: Various Answers to Various Questions....

I know, I know,

But looked it up in the dictionary to make sure.

humus the dark part of the soil, resulting from the partial decay of leaves, etc.

Easily found on the ground in the bush. Your compost pile when finished composting would be humus.

Excellent soil to grow plants in.

RE: Lonely this is just for you lol a smart blond...............

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RE: Say something nice to the person above you........

Wicked sence of humor grin

Has intellect and reason when the need arises.angel

RE: This is sooo funny!....................

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oouuuch
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RE: For Hollandgirl

God made the earth, and rested
God made all the trees and plants, and rested
God made the animals, birds and bugs, and rested
Than God made man, and rested
Than God made woman,

Since then no one has rested.

RE: Marital Status ... is that important?

If they are married, as far as I'm concerned they are not available.
If they are separated, I don't want to get involved.
If they are divorced, I am very reluctant to start a relationship.
Single or widowed, no problem.

RE: My life....or Ripley's Believe it or Not lol

Wecome to the world of dialup. (I know because that is what I'm using)
It take forever, for pages to download, even longer for pictures. I seem to burnup more internet time than I am allowed per month.
I live in a valley, so cell phones are hit and miss on my yard depending where you are located and which way your head happens to be turned.

The good news is for $$$ you can get a amplifier/receiver to make your cell phone in your house work better.
At least here in Mb. fro $$$ you can get high speed internet, with a satellite system.

RE: Now who could this be? lmao

Welcome back to the nuthouse Curly
beer

RE: Just wanted get to know you.

grin me a bit off snooty wouldn't amit it if I was.
angel banana

RE: Just wanted get to know you.

Welcome to the nut house (not me of course)
wave

An older fellow story

There was and older fellow, his wife had died a few years back. He was at his doctors office for his regular checkup. Now the older fellow and the doctor were good buddies. So at this visit the older man said to his doctor that he was getting married soon.
"Congradulations" replied the doctor "And who is the lucky lady?"
"Well" the older fellow said "I'm getting married to a young 22 year old"
Now the doctor confided to his friend "You know that you take your afternoon naps, and on weekends, one late night out,your recovery time takes awhile. You also know that you will find it hard to satisfy this young woman's energy. Since you have extra rooms in your house, why don't you also get a young broader to stay at the house also? That way your young wife will have company when you need your rest."
The older fellow agreed that this was a good idea.

Some time later, when the fellow was at his doctor's office for another checkup.
The doctor asked how the married life was going.
"Oh very well" replied the older fellow "In fact my young wife is pregnant"
The doctor somewhat surprised, and the corners of his mouth turn up asked "And the boarder, how is the young boarder doing?"



"Oh very well said the older fellow "In fact she is pregnant too."
grin

RE: Do I need a hair cut.

I one that cuts his hair once a year. When I cut it short every spring and people comment, I just tell them "Hay it's spring time, I eventually shed". Around here every male my age keeps their hair short. But I notice that my nephews are wearing their hair long now. I guess I'm back in style.

How someone treated their parents. Is that how they ended up treating you?

Well said. If you allow your children to manipulate you, they would expect to do that with their future partner. Than they would wonder why they get dumped. Your kids having a healthy, respectfull relationsip with you, hopefully will help them have a healthy, respectfull relationship with their future wife/husband.

I hope that I'm making a little sence here.

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