A while back I served to miss a porcupine. The result was that I still hit the porcupine, lost control of my truck, and ended up rolling it. I walked away with a sore thumb.
Lessons learned: The $14,000 damage to the truck, just a minor detail.
Unless it a kid, or if it is smaller than horse or a moose. It is much better to hit the animal. (including pet dogs and cats) Your life and the life of your passengers are much more valuable than the vehicle or the animal.
Possible exceptions that you might want to miss: pigs, bears they are solid.
One day 3 men arrived at the perlly gates. Of course St. Peter was there for the interviev. So asked the 1st man for his story of why he was there.
The 1st man started his story: "I was sure that my wife was cheating on me, but couldn't prove it. So one day I drove to work, turned around and drove back home. When I entered my home, there was my wife in her nitety sitting on the couch watching TV. AS I accussing her of cheating I searched the appartment. I looked over the balcony and there below was a man wearing a speedo relaxing. I accussed my wife of cheating with that man. She of course denied it. In a fit of rage I grabbed the fridge and tipped it over the balcony. At that point I had this massive heart attact and died. So that is why I'm here."
St. Peter rolls his eyes and turns to the 2nd man.
The 2nd man told his story: " I was minding my own bussiness, just was relaxing in my hammock working on my sun tan. When I heard this commotion, I looked up and there was this fridge coming down towards me. I had no time to react, so that is why I am here."
ST. Peter turns to the 3rd man.
The 3rd man starts: "Wellllll I was just minding my own bussiness relaxing in this fridge, When -----------------------------------
In my profile. I put a picture of a belt that I carved as a chritmas gift for my sister last christmas. And there is a picture of bull that I parpared and show at a past event.
Loner ... what do you mean by this? Like make a pattern in their hide?
What I mean by clipping hair on cattle? 1st the animals is alive. 2nd the animals is fairly quiet. With a set of clippers, (some are a little bigger than you see at your hair stylist, but more powerful)(some are much bigger) I am basicly triming the hair along the back to make back look straight and flat. Areas that get trimed are hips, shoulders, shoulders, legs, head. Trying to highlite the positive points of the animal and blending in the faults. And a whole bunch of hair spray, and a lot of combing and a bunch of other stuff and the animal is ready to show.
Good thing one lives far to the north west and the other lives farther to the east. It will take them a while to get here. At least I got hills to hide in.
Like coming in from what ever work I was doing, Washing my very dirty hands. (sort of) Sitting down at the table, and expecting the food to appear in front of me, so I can eat?
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Me too.
RE: I Hit A Deer
A while back I served to miss a porcupine. The result was that I still hit the porcupine, lost control of my truck, and ended up rolling it. I walked away with a sore thumb.Lessons learned:
The $14,000 damage to the truck, just a minor detail.
Unless it a kid, or if it is smaller than horse or a moose. It is much better to hit the animal. (including pet dogs and cats)
Your life and the life of your passengers are much more valuable than the vehicle or the animal.
Possible exceptions that you might want to miss: pigs, bears they are solid.