Zarah Forum Posts (1,388)

RE: The Price of Protection

All the money in the world wont protect them from cancers and diseases...
Just chuck them into a huge vat of mud and let them all go at it...naked even so we can at least have some entertainment.

RE: The Price of Protection

most aussie would agree, especially when it also tied up the entire Sydney streets...They even closed the bridge for the first time in years..but funnily enough a group of comedians dressed as Osama just walked past the gates of security...it was hilarious

RE: The Price of Protection

I am working with drug dependant kids at the moment...very challenging and some days I just want to jump out a high window but always seem to get up and go back...its the moments when I actually get through to even one kid that matters and makes the whole time worth the effort..

RE: The Price of Protection

I simply don't....half my life has been volunteering for people less off. I spent a lot of time in the middle east and Sudan..Yeah I am possibly the most impoverished doc I know, don't drive a BMW, only drink cheap wine and have to eat out at the local fish and chip shop

RE: HOW LONG CAN YOU CARRY ON LYING TO YOURSELF FOR ? ARE YOU REALLY IN TOUCH WITH REALITY ?

Ha ha ha ha love to Gilly...but unfortunately my curious nature takes over and throws me head first in the deep end every time...
Perhaps curiosity killed the cat but he does have nine lives.....Doesn't he..

RE: The Price of Protection

When we had Bush visit Australia for the IPEC summit it cost us for security for one day $6 million.....
As a doctor that has worked in third world countries I figure thats alot of medical aid!

RE: What caused ya last break up?

Good for you honey...yes it hurts when you arrive home and witness your boys butt merrily jiving away to someone elses thighs....perhaps a new advertisement for thigh busters!
Well the one that loses in the end is usually the one that cheats and there are plenty of VD's out there just waiting for a new home....If he has to visit my clinic I have a nice big needle waiting..

RE: What caused ya last break up?

Hey I was with him a year so I figure thats really only 1.5 a month....

There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

RE: What caused ya last break up?

I just couldn't compete with the other twenty or so women....ummmm, don't know why I left..

RE: Where would you kiss the person above you???

In the middle of Paris on a shopping spree...hurry up and pack

RE: Dedicate a Quote to Somebody...

For you girlie...enjoy your mornings...

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

RE: is love blind??????

I am the same...to see someone at their worst and still admire them is a good start. We can all behave a certain way in the beginning in front of others but to really see beyond the masks is important

RE: Is a woman place n the kitchen

Most accidents happen at home!
And the men have to eat them.

RE: Is a woman place n the kitchen

Its worse if you tell him to take out the garbage and he replies...you cooked it, you take it out.

RE: Does bad taste have a role in humor and life?

You were in a car at the time...thank god you did not explode...!!!!
My brother gets drunk and does what he calls the ring of fire dance....
Drops his daks, rolls up a newspaper, sticks it in his butt cheeks and lights the end while he prances along the bar....All of the patrons drinking lays bets to see how long he will last....(no it does not run in the family)

RE: Are there any decent women out there?

So what is your thoughts on a decent woman??

Most men want
Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.
The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.
The economy model f**ks all night and, at midnight, turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.

RE: Does bad taste have a role in humor and life?

No one could be worse than my father first thing in the morning...we all used to hear him from our bedrooms and then a stony reply from my mother.
Apparently he now plays tunes and calls it beetholen!

RE: Does bad taste have a role in humor and life?

OMG I bet you have pet names for all your farts?

RE: A daily coffee cuts Alzheimer's risk

So does that mean if you sleep with someone you would rather forget then when you get up in the morning you have a cup of tea?

RE: Does bad taste have a role in humor and life?

I went ten pin bowling with my girlfriend once and 'snuck' one of those silent numbers off...well it was soooo bad, it drew tears! My girlfriend looked over at the burly guy standing near us and chewed him out terribly..
I only told her the truth two years later! My confession is complete dear father forgive me...

RE: worst possible names for you children

Two guys I work with crack me up...one of the docs is called Spike Backholer...and the guy down in the morgue is called John Doe

RE: Is a woman place n the kitchen

If a man thinks women marry in white because all kitchen appliances come in that colour then its only fair I pass on some useful information to other women.........

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal...

RE: MY BABY!!! INTRO

Congrats to you and welcome to your new precious girl...

RE: What a Black Columnist has to say about Obama

By the way, on a different note, I actually would choose Obama

RE: What a Black Columnist has to say about Obama

Ha ha ha...its o.k. indyfella...
I work as a doctor with drug addicts so its pretty hard for my feelings to be hurt...
Well I have a man but I also enjoy intelligent opinions in the forums..
Hope you have a good night prncss4someone...and please no comments on me being with my man as he is a cancer patient and has just had his chemo so I do enjoy your comments for a means of escape...

RE: What a Black Columnist has to say about Obama

kinda guessed neither had a man...

RE: What a Black Columnist has to say about Obama

Girls...girls... no fighting...you all sound like you have lots of energy...instead of channelling it into typing over a computer on forums that leads to nothing but frustration, go and do some positive things in life..go and cook the granny next door some dinner or jump your husbands bones for goodness sake.

RE: Ambulance said they could do nothing

Sorry to offer my opinion but I am a doctor and that is crap...sounds like the doctor is trying to just fog you off.

RE: What a Black Columnist has to say about Obama

Crickey! bored of all of this.....going to bed to grope my honey..enjoy your moments, I am...

RE: Ambulance said they could do nothing

Without her medical history I cannot offer much other than for her to be checked for enlarged tonsils and adnoids.