jbibiza Forum Posts (4,914)

All your questions answered...

No, and your longing for thkngs in the past shows that you're not living in the present... Find a new candybar FFS!

Next....

All your questions answered...

1. Why do nice guys finish last?

Answer: Because most men who use such a pathetic adjective to describe themselves are usually sniveling cry babies who blame the rest of the world for their problems instead of looking at themselves.

2. Why don't women respond to flowers and messages.

Answer: I received a message today...Hello sweetheart blah, blah, love and maariage, blah blah, want to hear from you sweetheart, blah blah, we could make each other so happy babe.

My reply... I don't like someone I don't know trying to romance me, nor do I like being called sweetie or babe or someone claiming to have read my profile when they haven't, looks like we're not a match.

His reply... Great to hear from you, now we can really start to get to know each other babe!

My reply... You obviously have not read my response or my profile, I suggest you move on.

His response... Great, so tell me about yourself, are you single, have kids, how many? Blah, blah blah

My response... FU+C OFF

His response... Sorry I didn't read..

Get the idea?????

3. Why are there no good women left?

Answer: We all used to be good women...but you drove us friggin' crazy.

Now...those seem to be the 3 most frequently asked questions...but if you have any other questions I'll be happy to answee them to the best of my ability...be carefull what you ask, you may not like the answer.

RE: Never say....

Never say..."I have a present for you" then let one rip and pull the covers over my head.

What will you say...

Some brilliant answers...and pleeeease tell me that newspaper article was tongue in cheek!!!

What will you say...

Sorry guys... I just couldn't resist... and I love this little emot, a little like Santa meets Michael Flatly...

...and Gra, I have seen Santa

What will you say...

What will you say to Santa when you find him creeping down your chimney?

RE: The origin of Adam

I'll have to wait 'till I'm on my computer to check out those links... I find all of it interesting...what I fail to understand about humanity in general is how easily led, and stubborn once they believe...Brigham Young is a great example in getting people to believe and support that belief even after proof he was full of it....

RE: Prank Phone Call

Thats one of my 2 favorite youtube vids. The other is a talk show , Swiss or German...?? Where the host completly loses it... And very inappropriatly... If you search inappropriate laughter it should come up...I'm on my phone not my computer or I would post the link.

RE: Prank Phone Call

My download is too slow to play this...I'm assuming it's the "fill yer boots" little girl? I was in tears the first time I heard it... And the second...

RE: The origin of Adam

Hi Trish This thread has dealt with the biblical Adam and the evolutionary Adam...but what about the possibility of the planted Adam...that humanity on earth is a biological planting by a more advanced species?

I find it interesting that religions much older than Christianity have similar themes throughout and that paintings and carvings have been found on different continents depicting forms that have many similarities...

Is this really so much more outlandish then the Christian God idea?

RE: The origin of Adam

Fear of the power they don't have...the power of giving life.

RE: Decisions and Good Bye

Sounds like a wonderful opportunity Cj... but you will be missed! Please stick your head in for the occasional "hello" and let us know how your studies are going.

RE: WHAT WILL YOU SAY WHEN YOU MEET GOD ??

Is Santa here too?

RE: Would you.......

More like who´s able... (after the third time)

RE: Would you.......

There are so many people that I enjoy speaking with... many aren´t here any more which is a bummer... but yes, I´d love to meet both current and past members.

RE: The origin of Adam

I´m a water baby... wrap me in canvas with a few weights and let me be fish food!

RE: The origin of Adam

The entire Christian religion is based on previous religions and they still use former pagan holidays as Christian days of worship...

RE: The origin of Adam

I'm not a believer either...but it is interesting and a good example to the bible thumpers how differently "the word of God" can be interpreted.

RE: The origin of Adam

To felinelady...your welcome...itls certainly as plausable as the whole rib thing....

RE: Depression/helpless feelings in men

I'm sorry...but to all of you that are encouraging people to try to desl with deoressiin without meds...this is dangerous and irresposible. Talk to my 22 year old cousin who was the life and soul of every family get together, was 3 months away from graduating from Uni, had a great job lined up and a lovely girlfriend...oh wait you can't...he's dead and the note he left was so full of agony and despair...and non of it real, all symptoms of depression.

I nearly lost my business due to depression...I am so thankful for my amazing staff that stepped in and for my daughter who went against my wishes and called my parents who forced me to get treatment. I was on meds for 4 years...they allowed me to function again and I am so grateful that now 15 years later there have been no reoccurances.

The strange thing...I wasn't unhappy aboug anything in my life,

As I said before, you wouldn't tell a diabetic not to take insuline...why would you tell someone who suffers from depression not to take meds?

I really wish they would change the name of the disease because people who have never suffered from it get it confused with feeling sad or down.

RE: Requiring Companionship

The joy of international forums... Everyone you like is always a million miles away...

I've had some of my best nights out going out alone...you're much more approachable when you're not with a group...and I've met some great people that way. Hope it all works out...

RE: The origin of Adam

The way I heard it was that Eve was created first and God came to her and asked if she was happy in the world he had created for her. She replied that she was but she was lonely and would like a mate... God agreed that she should have a mate and asked if there were any other changes she would like.

Eve replied that she wasn't completly happy with her form...God had given her three breasts and she felt two would be enough the third just seemed to get in the way.

So God removed the third breast and created Adam....


What else are you gonna make with a useless tit???

RE: where would you live if you were given the choice

It's a stormt night here...I'm laying in bed listening to the waves crashing on the beach...not that I'm trying to rub it in or anything...

RE: Depression/helpless feelings in men

ooops, sorry Kali, I didn't get past mjames post before replying or I would have seen you already said what I posted...

RE: where would you live if you were given the choice

Living my fantasy...a beautiful island in the med... Happy where I am!

RE: Requiring Companionship

Then head out on the town on your own... you´re a good looking lad, you never know what the local ladies may have to offer...

RE: Requiring Companionship

Why bring sand to the beach??? There´s usually lots of good hookups at seminars, conferences etc...

RE: is real to meet the real love online from a farway!

I believe you might... but you won´t know until you meet in person!

RE: Finish the sentence: What happens in Vegas....

Oh crap.... that wasn´t Vegas... that was Reno...

RE: Finish the sentence: What happens in Vegas....

What happens in Vegas.... is you neglect to make a hotel reservation during one of the busiest weekends ¨Hot August Nights¨ so you go to Kmart and buy a tent and a couple of sleeping bags and camp in a camp site a couple of miles out of town... you get a cab into town... you drink, you party, you do a little gambling and you meet the boys playing in the band... It´s 5am and you realize that you´re out of money and can´t get a taxi back to the camp site... so you drunkenly get on the handlebars of one of the band boys bike and he drunkenly attempts to pedal you back to the camp site... en route a sheriff pulls you over for weaving all over the road, tosses the bike in the trunk and gives you a ride back to the camp site...