DaMooseLives Forum Posts (619)

RE: THE SOLAR ECLIPSE ON AUGUST 21, 2017

This is like a free LSD-trip! (Thank goodness I only read this on mushrooms and a few puffs of di-ethyl ether!) This is not nearly as doomsday fun as was Y2K! I actually made some money re-programming for some. I started laughing in the first paragraph - the statement that a solar eclipse is a "natural disaster!" Stand aside Christians, for my god, Ra-Atum-Khepri, shall be shaded for a few moments by Khonsu. Thank you for a great read and one hell of a good laugh - wherever you did your copy and paste from!

NAFTA talks

That is an understatement.

NAFTA talks

Pretty simple message

Mis amigos en México. Nos dejan poner la mierda de Presidente Trump y todos los que lo apoyan!

RE: Would you like to visit Ireland...?

Canadian foreplay....

RE: what is the air made of....?

GUZMAN NAILED it! Basic atmospheric science!

RE: Would you like to visit Ireland...?

"Would you like to visit Ireland?" Nope.
What would I do there?

I like Canada. and I like being a Canuck!
would I be able to eat fries and poutine.

Ooooooo CANADA .............[/quote

I would LOVE to visit Ireland....but yeah, Canuckistan is, and always be home, and should I be forever condemned to live my life in this forsaken bit of wilderness, oh well! But yeah...it can be somewhat dull and boring here! Maybe its because of the Canadian women I hang around!

RE: what is the air made of....?

Very basic science Pedro.

RE: Please Welcome Me to CS

Welcome!

RE: So your going....

A sea-worthy yacht and a couple ounces of cocaine to tide me over until I reach the Caymans

RE: Is why Martians hate us so much

They are not extinct, only severely reduced in numbers (hunting, disease and habitat loss). This is Martian propaganda!

RE: Is why Martians hate us so much

Martians control the asteroid belt, and can launch them at WILL! The dinosaurs found out the hard way the power of Martians. (This is why I am a bit frightened upon hearing that North Korea is actually a Martian military outpost!!)

RE: Name a Greek island.

They stole our entire country! (Except for Quebec! ) To answer your question - Icaria, Skyros, and just for the beaches ALONE Gavdos! Although not related to my post-academic studies regarding my profession, I have taken undergraduate studies in Greek mythology and history for several years! You are in a beautiful part of the world, as am I! And yes the Head of State here is Queen Elizabeth II! It is, however, with some degree of pride, that as a Canadian, Her Majesty has endorsed Canada as the next President of the USA!

RE: Would you like to visit Ireland...?

No thanks good sir. Should I be freed from the shackles of British tyranny I could end up eating canned poutine! And should the French relinquish...the Spanish Inquisition! And, with Trump next door, be ready to yank on those chains and pull us back!

RE: Name a Greek island.

And to Chris! Just trash-talking....understand we in Canada lost all our marbles years ago!

RE: Name a Greek island.

If in your youth you were an athletic bloke, I would choose you quickly for my team! One of the best, most annoying "trash-talkers" around!

RE: Would you like to visit Ireland...?

Nope!

RE: how disgraceful......

I cannot comment for I have only read of the wonders of butter! Here in Canada, we must render down beaver fat into a foul-tasting lard that we spread on our toast!

RE: Would you like to visit Ireland...?

Alas, as a member of a British colony I am forever bound to the lands I was sentenced to and am seldom allowed to travel.

RE: Would you like to visit Ireland...?

You are indeed an cynical intellect with a rapier-like wit! Now, who's a cheeky monkey!

RE: Would you like to visit Ireland...?

RE: Intuition

I have a deep-down gut-feeling I should not respond to this post!

RE: why my white toilet...

Nah, more like a sunny sod Sunday! But seriously, its between those and them and to hell with the calendar! If you need a calendar or a clock....learn to embrace and get lost in the moment. You anywhere near the upcoming total solar eclipse?

RE: why my white toilet...

And the Circle of Life continues....but to the OP. if this WAS A SERIOUS POST, it is a problem with iron.

RE: why my white toilet...

I will behave, repeat, I will behave....oh, oh, lord...the things I wish to type....I was once too overt with my statement to a lady I once "met"...I should have reined in my honesty! All I did was tell her that.....NO, damn it! BEHAVE!

RE: why my white toilet...

I dare not follow the path I see before me....As I "promised" the Mods. I will try ever so "hard'" to behin, I mean behave.

RE: why my white toilet...

Too bad "Friday" just passed....Given a bit of "licence". I could envision a bit of "fun" with this thread! Now, if you will excuse me, I have once again misplaced my "meds"

RE: Best TV Series Theme Tunes

To be honest, I am truly enjoying the animated "Bob's Burgers", not for the opening, but for the continually different "end song!" Then again...

RE: Best TV Series Theme Tunes

Shall do~! I certainly remember all those Golden Age westerns, especially Bonanza! So sad you have never seen F-Troop! It was, hands down the actors portraying the indigenous (or whatever the PC word is these days! that had me peeing myself laughing.

Okay, nearly a year before Captain Kirk...as a young lad all I had to do was hear this....my word, between the robot, Dr. Smith and my youthful infatuation with Judy, and an UNBELIEVABLE crush on Penny, how could I not watch (okay, if dad didn't shut the TV off - farm-kids, always something we forgot to do!

RE: Best TV Series Theme Tunes

I can remember way, way too many! Here are my Top 3 - theme songs that I really liked, and was almost a PRIMARY reason why I tuned in....(and it is only my list for an hour or so....so many to choose from!)

3, 2, 1
The Rifleman



Tru Blood



Honorable Mention to Gilligan's Island, Batman, Lost In Space, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, and Flipper....but in todays world, this sends chills down my spine! LOCKED AND LOADED!

RE: Ladies....Please Share Some Tips On How Men Can Better Relate To Their Wives, Daughters, Girlfriends

I agree with the farting, but in some cultures, belching is a payment of respect to whomever prepared the meal! Farting, on the other hand, although it is indicative of a very healthy meal, should be reserved when all repose to the living room for a cordial!