JoeBloggs Forum Posts (32)

RE: Marti is back...anyone interested?

Great to see you back

RE: Which country poses the biggest threat to America?

America is America's worst enemy.................beware then enemy within......an old quote but so true

RE: Do You!!!?????

Not going to find an ideal match here I really doubt one exists But the threads are sometimes an interesting read

RE: How long will you be here??...

not your best pic uli, but close hehe

RE: One for the boys....

Can we open your zipper with our teeth lisa?

The true story of Goldilocks and the three bears

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...
>Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He
>looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my
>porridge?" he squeaks.
>
>Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He
>looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my
>porridge?!?" he roars.
>
>Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen
>and yells, "For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this
>with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear
>who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
>It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put
>everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.
>It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch
>The newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn
>table.
>
>"It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter
>tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.
>
>"And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs
>and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because
>I'm only going to say this once....
>
>"I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!"

RE: One for the boys....

Lets me right out then, I only do things nowadays for pure pleasure, not for any kind of reward Good luck with your search

RE: One for the boys....

I was curious of the reward Ah yes, now I know what it is, you'll put in a good word for us with your mother

RE: One for the boys....

Lets see, day or evening/night?
Daytime, meet go for a horse ride, or parakiting, sit on the beach with a chilled bottle of wine after and watch the sun go down.....summertime obviously lol..............winter there are other outside activities

evening......mmmmmmmmpick you up an take you to a mystery restraunt, along to a wine bar afterwards and probably a dance at a club after, stimulating conversation throughout.....then who knows, you may even be lucky enough to be taken to the cliffs of Dingli to stargaze...........lovely up there

RE: What should a woman wear for a first date?

I'd love to see pearl in heels and hose and a suspender belt, but then she'd only give me a heart attack anyway so why worry about it

RE: A warning about Windows Vista:

Really does work fine, had to update graphics, ram to 1.5 gigabytes, now using a 100 gig hard drive but it's fine really, nothing was compatible either, took alot of sweat and cursing but now all is cool, basically if I can use it anyone cn lol.................still prefer windows 98 though,,,,,,,so user friendly

RE: What should a woman wear for a first date?

anything the girls comfortable in.............

RE: A warning about Windows Vista:

By the By........I'm a domestic user and do nothing professional with this operating system

RE: A warning about Windows Vista:

There is alot of upgrading to do, Ram, graphics etc, but for me it was well worth the effort

RE: You don't want to date a person with what job?

psychologist..........they might find what's up with me

RE: A warning about Windows Vista:

I'm using Vista premium, apart from the usual teething troubles the system is great.......................go try it instead of complaining about it

RE: Phobias: You may never meet Mr/Ms right LOL

I hate it when she has periods

RE: made for each other

living with someone brings out all the good and bad things in all of us, merely chatting only allows you to see the best in each of us........if we are so perfect why are there so many failed partnerships?

RE: In my third chating session,,,she asked me for money!!!! huh?

maturity as beauty is in the eyes of the beholder..........each in our own way

RE: In my third chating session,,,she asked me for money!!!! huh?

I never want to grow up fully, more fun where I am...........but not wanting to grow up should not be mistaken for immaturity..............

what is your definition of a snog?

comprende amigo

RE: Whats the best way for someone to charm the pants off u ?

four cheeky's there and all hi and tight

RE: Whats the best way for someone to charm the pants off u ?

Hell pearl, just turn up and you can have my pants anyway

what is your definition of a snog?

a kiss and a hug combined ................that's what she said too, nice to hear what others think

what is your definition of a snog?

Some friend of mine mentioned a snog the other day.......curious as to what your definition of a snog is

RE: someone tell me why!

How do you come across in an e mail? Do you make yourself appear interesting, or do you merely say hello and how are you? The other recipient has to find you interesting to reply

RE: In my third chating session,,,she asked me for money!!!! huh?

The rules here quite clearly state not to send money or be asked for money by anyone.................not just here but anywhere on the net...........wise up

Interacial marriages

Are you a christian cristina? You have lovely lips.....so full and full of promise.....mmm

Interacial marriages

What do you think of inter racial marriages? Do they work? Does the clash of cultures make great hardships? Or does love overcome all barriers?

RE: What sense is more sensual ?

Can I touch and taste you just to be sure pearl lol, but I'm sure touch is more sensual