RE: God

John 4:46
So Jesus came again into Cana of Galilee, where he made the water wine. And there was a certain nobleman, whose son was sick at Capernaum.

Matthew 11:19
The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners. But wisdom is justified of her children.

Luke 7:34
The Son of man is come eating and drinking; and ye say, Behold a gluttonous man, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners!

1 Timothy 5:23
Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.

RE: God

Matthew 22:29
Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God.



2 Samuel 22:9
There went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it.

Psalms 18:8
There went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it.

Psalms 74:1
O God, why hast thou cast us off for ever? why doth thine anger smoke against the sheep of thy pasture?

Psalms 144:5
Bow thy heavens, O LORD, and come down: touch the mountains, and they shall smoke.

Isaiah 6:4
And the posts of the door moved at the voice of him that cried, and the house was filled with smoke.

Revelation 15:8
And the temple was filled with smoke from the glory of God, and from his power; and no man was able to enter into the temple, till the seven plagues of the seven angels were fulfilled.


Matthew 26:29
But I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom.

Mark 14:25
Verily I say unto you, I will drink no more of the fruit of the vine, until that day that I drink it new in the kingdom of God.

Luke 22:18
For I say unto you, I will not drink of the fruit of the vine, until the kingdom of God shall come.

RE: a Change is as good as a holiday!

Stupid autocorrect.

I wrote, "towards our goal"

It changed the word to "records!"


This ISN'T what I wrote!

"All we have records our goal is 27 cents"

RE: a Change is as good as a holiday!

I'm trying to get enough change to split a beer with my pink elephant. As you can see, his trunk is runnin, his ears are quiverin' and he's obviously got a hangover!

All we have records our goal is 27 cents, a coin that says, I had no cash value, and a token for the shutter in the Santa Monica bus station.

Spare some change towards our goal?

We accept food stamps, bus tokens, travelers checks, master card and visa too.

Watch this... Over, Roll over! Good elephant! Now jump over the fence... Good boy!

Do you know how hard it is to get a pink elephant to do that, when he's got a hangover?

Come on! That's not your keys I feel in your pockets! Give it up!

RE: why do so many people need a illegal or legal drug to function or get high 2019?

I don't think they work.

You have em pretty often, anyway.

RE: why do so many people need a illegal or legal drug to function or get high 2019?

Nobody needs drugs more than you.

Why don't you quit using them?

RE: Why Don’t Alligators have Lips?

That poor dog tied to the plastic croc, how cruel!

How far did it run?

RE: Why Don’t Alligators have Lips?

Because hens don't have teeth, and snakes don't have hips.

RE: Does it hurt when your teeth are Xrayed?

I've become sterile too; but hey, rubbers cost too much anyway!

RE: pork Vs bacon

Nitrates preserve pork, so it doesn't need refrigeration for weeks. Real handy when you live off grid!

RE: pork Vs bacon

Protien doesn't come from meat? Wrong!

Protien doesn't come in a bunch of bushes.

RE: Should Senator Fraser Anning be Punished?

As long as there's not a law against politicians lying...

There should not be a law against egging them.

RE: Should Senator Fraser Anning be Punished?

They need to round up all the mullato white supremacists kiwi terrorists, who aren't white; but think they represent the white race, and Christchurch is the real name of a city in New Zealand, and put them in Guantanamo, where they belong.

They aren't human. They're leeches on society. They should all be annihilated! and sterilized before they can breed; and before they can attack any more houses of worship; slaughtering more innocent Muslims..

RE: The people I knew that have died

You were a loan shark to 25 dead people who keep appearing in your dreams...

That definitely means, Your going to hell Pedro.

RE: Should Senator Fraser Anning be Punished?

It was just a yolk.

Nobody ever got bruised by an egg.

It's one step above a verbal insult.

A bunch of public servants beating up a boy for egging a public servant...

Should all begin paying back their last checks immediately, and seek employment elsewhere.

But they won't; so everyone should bring two dozen eggs to her next speech, surround the senator and bodyguards, and go for their eyes, then trip all the body guards who can't see past the yolk....

RE: The people I knew that have died

It was a question on the intuition test you're flunking.

RE: The people I knew that have died

Your friends are waiting for you.

If you don't do it right now, you'll probably be dead before you get another chance.

RE: The people I knew that have died

Your friends are waiting for you.

If you don't do it right now, you'll probably be dead before you get another chance.

RE: The people I knew that have died

Well I can understand why you'd value that trait...

Since you have to keep asking if you were complimented, or insulted... that obviously excludes you.

RE: The people I knew that have died

If there's a death tax, I'm pretty sure they'll try to get it out of whoever inherits your phone.

RE: The people I knew that have died

You dragged it out of him!

RE: The people I knew that have died

...and special explanations when we answer your questions...

RE: Missing Leonard Cohen

He's not missing.

He died.

RE: The people I knew that have died

...and you ask the same question so often, you need special answers too.

RE: The people I knew that have died

Ecclesiastes 7:2
It is better to go to the house of mourning, than to go to the house of feasting: for that is the end of all men; and the living will lay it to his heart.

Ecclesiastes 7:4
The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning; but the heart of fools is in the house of mirth.



First, be thankful you didn't get banged by a car, and die without warning.

Get right with God; and don't do anything that'll make you ashamed when you stand in for judgment.

Start finding ways to help people who have less than you.

You keep talking about losing weight, and joining a gym... sharing your food with homeless people, would cover you on three bases; by helping you lose extra weight, and get in better shape, while you prepare to join your friends.



Luke 3:8-11 Bring forth therefore fruits worthy of repentance, and begin not to say within yourselves, We have Abraham to our father: for I say unto you, That God is able of these stones to raise up children unto Abraham.

And now also the axe is laid unto the root of the trees: every tree therefore which bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.

And the people asked him, saying, What shall we do then?

He answereth and saith unto them, He that hath two coats, let him impart to him that hath none; and he that hath meat, let him do likewise.

RE: whatsyour country famous for

Now this is cool!

I have a video of the treasure find. I have a bunch of videos on ancient artifacts, cultures, and migrations; and spend a lot of time studying the sources of them...

Don't you also have a Pyramid?

I wonder why I never heard of the calender?

RE: whatsyour country famous for

Aloha

RE: whatsyour country famous for

Was it dropped from a balloon?

Bombs predate the airplane.

RE: why do so many people need a illegal or legal drug to function or get high 2019?

You're the one who's capable of lecturing us on this topic.

You're addicted to psych-drugs...

Why do you continue taking them?

RE: Was Obama a good president, a saint or a crook?

Bush isn't responsible for Obama's shortcomings; but every time Trump makes a mistake, he blames Obama?

Obama never blamed Bush.

Trump hates Canadians and Europeans. We're allied with Russia, China, North Korea, and Saudi Arabia; and you people are gonna have to start paying your own ways!

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