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RE: So how does this love thing work?

And he had no shirt on...

RE: So how does this love thing work?

Oh darling, you get all of my points...

RE: So how does this love thing work?

Yes darling I do.

You are crap at singing...

RE: So how does this love thing work?

Okay, he tied me up and got his marker out and wrote....

I can't go there...

RE: So how does this love thing work?

Okay, I can see this is a good game played slow...

RE: So how does this love thing work?

Hum...

When I first arrived last year, you know how you do Farley, you take your own bits and bobs..

He asked me why I had brought my own toothpaste.

Simple, just in case he had no teeth.

Pubes next...

RE: So how does this love thing work?

No, I am flying to see my son...

Can you please make sure I have the blue towels...

RE: So how does this love thing work?

Hello Dru...

As you can see the humour is still intact...

Mind you, we have argued alot...

RE: So how does this love thing work?

Yawn...

RE: So how does this love thing work?

Please don't sully my beloved tomatoes like that...

They need to be lovingly cared for. Not chopped up in tne manner you describe, chop them up too finely and they loose their flavour.

RE: So how does this love thing work?

Farley, the man is bald, I can wait till he falls asleep and write things on the back...

When he wakes up he only looks at the front, so he will never see it...

RE: So how does this love thing work?

Oh Rodders, I know how much you want this to happen, It will you know?

RE: So how does this love thing work?

Oh lordy...

Why, why, why????

When you are asleep, I am drawing on your head...

RE: So how does this love thing work?

Well, when you shout out, can you make sure the tomatoes are out of the refridgerator please?

Take them out 12 hours before my arrival and then call Tulefel.

RE: So how does this love thing work?

Erm, no.

Because I moved mountains to get to you....

And it involved my dad. Try feeding him this story.

RE: So how does this love thing work?

You have just orchestrated youself a flogging on how selfish you are about your girl travelling to see her son...

How could you be so silly?

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The London Underground for me.

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Oh god, now you are here.

I keep in shape, but I do not look like I have had steroids...

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This is the best post on this thread.

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