SimonLSSimonLS Forum Posts (28)

RE: Happy Easter

yeah, belated happy chocolate fest. But I've always hated easter since I was a kid. It's taken me a few years to figure out why, but when I did a lot of things fell into place
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RE: Why are women so unimaginative...

so you know my ex's, thanks for taking them off my hands, you're welcome to them; it was either someone haul them off or they were going out on bin night

RE: Covert or Corvid operation

ah fer phvck sake. You conspiracy phvckwits should still be in kindy. Phvcken grow up you phvcking imbecile....covid a global conspiracy, 5h1t you d1ckheads are demented

Why do younger Aussie women have unreasonably high expectations?

Seriously, are Aussie women so introverted, insecure or just stuck up? I'm Aussie so I know what I'm talking about and have had no trouble ever connecting when I've been overseas, but women here act like they all deserve movie stars or something. Even women in the eastern states are more easy going. Here's a tip, you're not a movie star. But when you ask where all the good guys are you seem pretty arrogant because you can't recognise a good guy when you see one.

RE: Does God know u..?

deities and belief in such is utter phvcking nonsense for infantile minds. Do not ask me to gently around theists just because I might, will undoubtedly, upset your deluded fantasies

RE: Which One of this is Your Most Favourite Comedy Show ?

Becker; deliciously acerbic, vehemently atheist, acutely intelligent, diligent and generous to people who are truly deserving. I identify with Ted Danson's Becker with great affinity

RE: About LUCIFER

I first saw it in HK in 2016, it was on TVBPearl, the only English speaking channel in HK so I had to watch it: or suffice to say, it was merely running in the background. I took a look at it for 5 minutes or so here and there and didn't think it was that badly written or performed. I watched it for a while on returning home but tired of it after a season. Personally I prefer Becker.

who can't sleep

RE: One word split in the middle

this is a 5hit take

RE: Facebook Data Breach

FB data leak? So what, who puts all their real info into FB. FB doesn't know my age or where I even am to start with. Use a VPN

RE: I'm not going anywhere today because

I'm not going anywhere because I don't need cigs

RE: Are you getting a covid-19 shot ?

4 vermin anti vaxxers didn't like my comment, I bet you're American conversing conversing conversing

RE: How The World Will End ?

I guess I'm a bit more selective about what I discuss, while some people will babble on about absolutely everything and anything. I guess you already know that though yawn

RE: When you have nothing but negativity to give..

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RE: Easiest thing to cook is

the easiest thing to cook I wouldn't know, but the best place to cook is in the bedroom dancing

RE: Religion——Ah, Sorrry...

ALL religions are as ridiculous as each other. Anyone who believes in myths and legends to avoid the prospect of their own death should grow up. The belief in deities is just as nonsensical. Believing in a magic invisible skydaddy is a sign of immaturity and insecurity.

RE: Happy birthday to me

why tell everyone? Are you farken 5 or something? No one has said happy bday to me in at least 15 years. You're a bloody baby

RE: What do you think about this site policy ?

only if you're bending over in front of them and opening up your noise maker

RE: What caused the covid 19 in your opinion ...?

yep, stupid Americans spread it the most

RE: How dumb do they think we are anyway?

so what's your point? Are you telling everyone you need L and R written on your shoes or you'd tie the shoelaces around your neck? Faaaark most people ARE unfunny and stupid

RE: Call it what you may...

is that the same good force that hurls asteroids we can't detect, or stop, towards Earth that are so large and fast they could cause our extinction and that of nearly every living thing. The universe is cold and harsh and it is neither good or bad because it isn't sentient; it works on physical laws

RE: Which is worst

they're all as bad as each other for different reasons

RE: When are we going to change the name of the 1918 H1N1 Virus from Spanish flue?

oh, you mean flu. It didn't proliferate in swine or pigs. When you mention the 1918 flu I must presume you mean the flu virus that first presented at the end of 1916 after the Somme offensive. I'd say you need to study a bit more history before you make public statements: other knowledgeable people will also point out your inconsistencies in historical facts

RE: Last two letters start the next word

nah, last 2 letters, especially

RE: Last two letters start the next word

lest

RE: Last two letters start the next word

lactate

RE: Which one is the BEST policy to find a Partner for a successful Relationship/Marriage ?

so yours is weenie, the women must be breaking your door down

RE: Dogs and women, even if you don't love them

nup, I've dropped women, some women so desirable no straight guy would've resisted. But they don't like my German Shepherd then my dog comes first

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