Helmut Kohl was chancellor for more than 16 years, Konrad Adenauer was chancellor for more than 14 years. So what is the problem? You just don't like Merkel.
The same as for hell except instead of eternal monotonous fire and brimstone it's monotonous eternal bliss. That's why both places don't appeal to me. Just life with its ups and downs will do me. Enjoying the parts one can.
RE: Wimpiest 'Men' in the world
Being a man