Giving alcohol to an already pissed off woman is kind of like pulling the pin on a grenade. You should duck, cover and wait for the inevitable explosion
I could imagine a text for auctioning Sail on EEEEEbaaay as thus:
We are auctioning this Sailaway from an adoption company. As you cannot see from ny of the photos that we have deliberately not included in this listing this article was involved in an accident. Mainly she will need a little front end repair, both lights and maybe some cooling components as well as repair to the support, right front ( very minor) and the front frame rails (even less than minor).
On a good note, this Sailaway drives and there is no visible damage to the drivetrain.
The rest of the body is in all around great condition.
The interior is in all around great condition, it is clean and THE AIRBAGS DID NOT DEPLOY.
Just to highlight she comes. With such options as automatic transmission, traction control system (TCS), Input socket system, full power options including a power seat, rear spoiler, front and side airbags and much more. In addition Sailaway has been upgraded with a Pypes exhaust, Cold Air Intake system and 32" legs and the meanest Killer heels on the market..
In a nutshell what you have here is a well equipped Sailaway that will make for a great project for yourself.
RE: What's made you smile today?
nah, send the local farmers along with their pig slurry trailers.