A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold 'a genie' appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful. That's what I wish for... a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that map again..."
If I lived down that way, I would very much appreciate your posting this. I can't even believe I would want to rely on public transportation so am glad I don't.
Best of luck with your search here on CS and have a wonderful life!
I believe that ANYONE who would ask you to not see your bestfriend(be it male or female)has very low self-esteem and they should get their own life, not worry about yours. I wold NOT drop my best friend for anyone........ever.
I am an honest woman also. When I meet someone, if the chemistry is not there at least I tell them about it. They, on the other hand say they will definetly write or call and then never do.When I ask them why, they just totslly ignore me. When I tell them I would like to see them again they do this.
RE: Should I go to the casino
Save your money for something useful that you need or save it for an emergency!