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RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

And in amongst the frivolity, this:-

I'll never understand the opposite sex as long as I have a hole in my head.

We, as men will always be on the back foot. Eternally in the wrong.

You're never going to be able to reason with, what is, essentially a big bag of hormones.

No matter how low you feel, how utterly gutted you are, your pain will never match theirs and just to prove that point, they'll push the knife deeper and give one last stamp on what is left of you.

Been there, done that, have several t-shirts now. Never got a Crackerjack pencil, or a Blue Peter badge though. That might have been a couple of less painful prizes to shoot for.

Night all.

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I'll drink faster and try and slow down.

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00:53 here. Am I fast?

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Well that was fun.

Off to unpack me carrier bags and hoy a pot noodle in the microwave.

If I can manage the ring pulls on me cans, I'll be back.

RE: Universal message............

Where am I?

(I only ask, cos me Sat-Nav's don't seem to know)

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Ooh.

The likes are fleeing in these last couple of days.

I must be popular again.

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Sat-Nav's.

21st century practical jokers.

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Yay.

Civilization.

Next stop, high speed broadband, alcohol and oblivion.

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Yay.

Me horse is on it's way.

Later.

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Ooh. You're harsh.




P. S. It wasn't the male half that passed out.

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Just in case anyone is wondering.

The carrier bags are packed but there's been a delay with me lift.

Apparently one of the horses has lost a shoe.

Never a Clark's around when you need one.

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Had to read that twice.

Thought he said that he was cleaning his tissues.

Recycling of the highest order.

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Unless one of them passes out through drink.

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I'll stick with no options.

Less confusing.

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If it was, my goat suggestion might have been deemed inappropriate.

RE: shaped into the person you are today 2018

At least a bath tub full to dispose of the whole body.

RE: shaped into the person you are today 2018

I so agree with you on that one.

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Nah. I suit the down-trodden look or it suits me.

Whatever.

Later y'all.

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Ooh. Ooh.

I know this one.

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Yup. All that copying and pasting must take it out of you.

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Well. I'd love to stay and chat but I need to throw all my worldly goods into a couple of Aldi carrier bags and wait for me lift.

Laters.

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Done.

Same old shit.

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Ooh, look.

A Sanquinarium post.

Usually a must read those are.

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