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Jul 6, 2018

RE: Ladies going on a date part two - Ladies make your choice?

Gosh darn.

Left myself open for that ridiculously obvious come back.

Jul 6, 2018

RE: Going on a date....Ladies make your choice?

Thought you weren't obsessed with budget?

You've mentioned it more times in two threads than the bloody Chancellor.

Jul 6, 2018

RE: Ladies going on a date part two - Ladies make your choice?

Read your mind??

There's more to read on a first class stamp.

Jul 6, 2018

RE: Ladies going on a date part two - Ladies make your choice?

Buget was mentioned in your third and fifth question of your first post.

Jul 6, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Later hooligans.

Off to wrestle with technology.

Jul 6, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Bloody double behave.

Jul 6, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Behave.

Jul 6, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

That was aimed at the bad influence hooligan.

Jul 6, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Do you not sleep man, woman?

Jul 5, 2018

RE: Going on a date....Ladies make your choice?

Lee. I have bricks in the garden that are more socially adept than yourself.

I'm out.

Jul 5, 2018

RE: Ladies going on a date part two - Ladies make your choice?

So? You meet for the first time and you let him into your home?

News at 11.....................Body found in woods.

Jul 5, 2018

RE: Going on a date....Ladies make your choice?

So, why are you asking the question if you don't want any real input?

Meet a girl. Take her out. Wherever. Get to know her and stop counting the pennies. Plenty time for that when you're shacked up and paying bills.

Actually trying to help you here you woodentop.

Jul 5, 2018

RE: Ladies going on a date part two - Ladies make your choice?

Why are you obsessed with "budget"?

You like someone, you take them out. If it works, you take them out again, if it doesn't you don't.

If you're worrying about how much money you're having to spend, you're probably better off with a Flesh Light.

Jul 5, 2018

RE: Going on a date....Ladies make your choice?

Who's the date with? You?

Jul 5, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

OPJul 5, 2018

Fashion Fail

Nowt wrong with Charlie.

Jul 5, 2018

RE: Nirvana.....

Another one

Jul 5, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Me ankle length ones with the fur round the top.

OPJul 5, 2018

Fashion Fail

Yup. I've been in the garden centre. They're called shrubs there though.

Jul 5, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

I've got me Cardi on.

OPJul 5, 2018

Fashion Fail

Might be a bit hard to find.

Apparently they're all waxed now.

I'd probably just slip off.

OPJul 5, 2018

Fashion Fail

You're the one who brought White Goods into the thread.

Got me reaching for the Argos catalogue now.

OPJul 5, 2018

Fashion Fail

I've heard of a Brazilian, but not a Beko.

Is that where a light comes on when she opens her legs?

OPJul 5, 2018

Fashion Fail

How about one of these instead?

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OPJul 5, 2018

Fashion Fail

I should've gone to Specsavers.

OPJul 5, 2018

Fashion Fail

Interpol's Most Wanted.

OPJul 5, 2018

Fashion Fail

Where's the emoji for digging a foxhole?

OPJul 5, 2018

Fashion Fail

I can't see that.

Is it not just shadows?

OPJul 5, 2018

Fashion Fail

I think it would suit you.

Might get you a discount on that Pirates course as well.

OPJul 5, 2018

Fashion Fail

Do she not have any mirrors in her house?

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