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RE: If Earth Had No Water

Then you complain about people having a pop and getting all personal with you.

Shouldn't dish it out if you don't want it back.

RE: Christianity peaceful.

Drat. Meant to put

sleep sleep sleep

RE: Christianity peaceful.

Personally, I just happen to think you're a knob.

Beer Shortage

Two more weeks and I'm making my liver scream for mercy.

RE: What's Your Hoo Haa's name?

Reporting for guide dog duty.

RE: What's Your Hoo Haa's name?

You need a charming snake.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

*Jumps on skateboard and hurtles to Lloyds Pharmacy*

RE: American Men.....

Think they're in a movie.

RE: Tommy Robinson found dead in his cell!

I liked "2, 4, 6, 8, motorway".

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Glad I could help, but to clarify, it looks as if it's had pieces chiselled out of it.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

On that note.

Off to pull on the Winter furs.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Not likely. This chiselled torso of mine is just crying ouy for UV rays.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

OK. I'll believe when I see my winter clothing in a heap on the floor.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

I'll believe it when I see it.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Apparently son got sunburnt today.

I'm dressed for the Arctic.

RE: In Four Words

Ooooooooooh. Beatch.

RE: In Four Words

And drop it on my foot? No way.

Beer Shortage

Humming softly to itself.

Night number 8 without be drowned in alcohol.

Beer Shortage

Well, that would certainly do it.

Creating a doner kebab shortage at the same time would tip us over the edge.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Where's this pigging heatwave?

Beer Shortage

Apparently Foster's is one of those affected.

Fortunately, I keep a well stocked bunker.

Beer Shortage

You would have had to put me on suicide watch.

Beer Shortage

Last strike I remember was by the draymen.

Everyone was reduced to drinking Carlsberg Special Brew.

Messy times.

Beer Shortage



The UK has only two plants producing carbon dioxide and one is closed for maintenance, threatening to leave drinks makers high and dry.
"It's already stopping production," said Brigid Simmonds, head of the British Beer and Pub Association.
...
CO2 comes from ammonia plants that manufacture fertiliser. But as demand for fertiliser peaks in winter, manufacturers often shut down during the summer for maintenance work.
Currently at least five CO2 producers across northern Europe are offline for maintenance >>

Jumping Jehoshaphat.

You turn your back for five minutes and the world descends into chaos.

Fortunately, I have a secret stash for just this sort of emergency.

RE: In Four Words

Learn to count.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

It's like winter here.

Gale force wind and driving rain.

This is not helping my complexion any.

Back to the toil.

Later hooligan.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

The man in the iron mask.

It has a ring to it.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Probably don't want to catch whatever lurgy you're spreading about just now.

I'm wearing a full face mask just to type this.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

How you feeling now Merc?

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

A distinct lack of hooligans lately.

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