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Jun 13, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Erm.....yeah. Knee length gray one's.

Is that a problem?

Jun 13, 2018

RE: What truly turns you off - Part 2

Hear. Hear.

On the plus side, they're leaving the normal people alone.

Jun 13, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

No thanks. Don't want you getting emulsion on me new sandals.

OPJun 13, 2018

Phobias

I thought broomsticks had electric ignition now.

*Searches frantically for "dive for cover" emoji.

Jun 13, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Have you lot got no homes to go to?

Jun 13, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Back to the grind.

Later.

Jun 13, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Nothing wrong with a bit refinement in one's life.

I keep me cans cool in it when I'm not dunking my ears.

Jun 13, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Rooting on the brain woman.

Jun 13, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

It's the quietest room in the house.

Wifi isn't bad in there either.

Jun 13, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

You have a point.

How's the worms?

Jun 13, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

I use the bidet for ear dunking.

Jun 13, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

My ears were burning.

Jun 13, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Duly noted.

Carry on.

Jun 13, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Are there any rules of etiquette that govern posting on forums whilst on the toilet?

Jun 13, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Later hooligans.

Jun 13, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Ahem?

Good job I'm out with the dogs.

Jun 13, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

I'm tempted to go "hair of the dog" but too much to do today.

Coffee it will have to be.

OPJun 12, 2018

Phobias

My son hates wooden ice lolly sticks. Can't look at them or touch them. Strange I know, but he's only half mine.

I placed one on his bedroom door handle earlier and the screams were as if he was being murdered. He's a big bloke as well.

Anyone else got any strange phobias?

Jun 12, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Jun 12, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Jun 12, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Jun 12, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Not a pic of the bottle godammit.

Jun 12, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Not really. You have your private moment...............in private.............and then freakishly it becomes public.

Even celebs are doing it.

Jun 12, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Pretenders to the throne..............not necessarily bad.

Jun 12, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

The original. A most excellent tune.

Jun 12, 2018

RE: Say Anything

You have your willy in a bottle??

I've a ship in mine.

Jun 12, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Not at all. You two have some privacy.

Pssst. Lookin' post pics.

Jun 12, 2018

RE: Say Anything

I hope it's shampoo!!!!

Jun 12, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

WARNING. Contains strong language.

Jun 12, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Nope, but we'd posted snipers.

Must've left the covers on their scopes.

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