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RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

You rang?

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Later.

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I want to live to a ripe old age. Preferably in a care home so the kids can see their inheritance being frittered away on adult daipers and fixadent.

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Dozey students?

That's our future you're talking about.

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Or I need to live near a Spar.

Distillation can be dangerous.

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Yup. As long as there is a Spar nearby.

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Never mind a three month heatwave, could do with some sun now.

Blinking looks like rain again.

Not forecast might I add.

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Thanks Nora.

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Agreed. Our Met Office couldn't predict the winner of a one horse race.

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Only right.

I should be out of these thermals by now.

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Now why didn't I think of that?

I can just cut the pointy end off Lee's.

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A goat is probably going to be a better bet.

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Grass still waiting to be cut.

This is more important man, woman.

It could be my first opportunity since the blazing summer of "76" to rid myself of these pale legs.

I need to be prepared.

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I'm working on a "foil funnel" that will focus the rays.

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Just read that Britain is forecast to have a THREE MONTH heatwave this Summer.

Gerrin. Off to Lidl to stock up on lard.

It might even be warm enough for Merc to visit.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Well, the grass isn't going to cut itself.

Later hooligans.

Have a good day/evening wherever you are.

RE: Random Thoughts

Oh, no.

Someone pressed his "On" button.

Afternoon tru.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

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RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

I only require one sweetener. Nuff said.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Well my current thoughts are leaning towards coffee and then getting the lawnmower out to finish what yesterdays rain stopped.

RE: Arguing over division - Is the Argument worth winning?

Be a sport and tell us where you put the body.

RE: Random Thoughts

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Pit bull.

RE: Random Thoughts

How am I ever going to get my head through the doorway now?

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

She made me go for a smoke.

I would have let it lie though.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Probably not.

But short of hunting him down and battering him what can you do?

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

With onion rings?

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Gladly.

Where's me box brownie?

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Everyone on here knows what he is, a sad and lonely troll.

By engaging with him, you're just feeding him.

He doesn't really care about opinions, just what will get your back up.

Walk away. It's not a loss, it's a win.

RE: Random Thoughts

Yup. What Serene said.

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