deviant slice Forum Posts

Jun 8, 2018

RE: Say Anything

It wasn't small.

It was the size of a dinner plate.

Me pulse is back to normal and my pants have passed inspection

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Jun 8, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Just saw it out of the corner of my eye.

It looked real.

I thought it was attacking.

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Jun 8, 2018

Out with the dogs and someone had left a git big rubber spider, partially concealed in the grass next to the path.

I nearly shat!!!

Would have took a pic but me girly screams had attracted the attention of some nearby workmen and I just wanted to get away.

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Jun 8, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Dusts off camcorder.

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Getting ready to open another tinnie here.

Enjoy your dancing.

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: The 90s

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: The 80s

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: The 70s

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: The 60s

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: The 50s

Just tweaked the artist a bit.

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

And.......breathe.

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Now. If it's ok with the forum time keepers, I'm logging off now.

Have a good day/evening y'all.

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Don't you know it Grasshopper. (Probably before your time).

Melting? You jammy sod. Sunny here but not red hot.

Washer's finished. Yay.

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: Say Anything

This quick wash cycle isn't very quick.

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: Say Anything

I've read Cosmopolitan.

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Oh. I see. Yeah.

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Not sure. It's usually just a constant trickle into the bag.

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Nope. I'm old enough to use the toilet.

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Put not but.

Doh!

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: Say Anything

It'll be like the ad. I'll but extra bubbles in the water. Get a good lather going.

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Ooh. I missed out walking the dogs.

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Do I have to bring my own bucket and chamois?

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Jun 7, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Yup. Cos they're likely to be the only spasms I get.

Sitting waiting for wash load No.2 to finish.

When I'm there, I do 84 hour weeks.

Anything else?

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Jun 7, 2018