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RE: Say Anything

You've got bloody good eyes. Didn't even see that.

It was his tank-top that drew me in.

RE: Say Anything

I just want it fer under me arms. He answers in an Irish accent.

RE: best way to escape a one nighter

RE: best way to escape a one nighter

Or carry additional PPE.

RE: Say Anything

Here comes the rain, and me still with pale legs.
Drat.

RE: Say Anything

I've had six emails now, all for the same job.

The Republic of Ireland must be all out of Gynaecologists just now.

RE: Say Anything

Night M.

RE: best way to escape a one nighter

I'm not saying.

There might be children watching.

RE: Say Anything

It's made of cardboard.

I can punch some holes in if you want?

RE: best way to escape a one nighter

I hope that's not a euphemism?

RE: Say Anything

Now you turn up!!!!

I've got me nightie on now.

You're too late.

RE: Say Anything

When you're the last poster on six out of seven threads, it's time for bed.

RE: His And Her Sides Of The Bed

I see a valid argument for bunk beds.

Bagsies the bottom bunk.

RE: just looking

P.S. That was supposed to be a question mark after "line" and not a back slash.

The meds must be kicking in.

We should have an "unconscious" emoji.

RE: just looking

Just muck in on the forums.

You might reveal something that appeals.

Did that sound like a chat up line/

It wasn't mind.

Methink I protest too much.

Off for therapy.

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: best way to escape a one nighter

It's Captain Scarlet.

RE: Pictures Pictures And More Pictures

Embedded image from another site

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: how far do you go on 1st date

Thought it was self explanatory.

RE: how far do you go on 1st date

Tidied.

RE: best way to escape a one nighter

Tidied.

RE: best way to escape a one nighter

I usually show them my collection of Haynes Manuals.

RE: how far do you go on 1st date

Usually to the pub, but I have been known to go as far as Pizza Hut.

RE: Marriage is on me

I've got a couple you can have.

Not house-trained though.

RE: seks and seksuality ?

Eh???

Wouldn't have mesel like.

RE: The Garden

My spirit is being watered in a garden right now.

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