RE: On a scale from 1 to 10 how do you rate your attractiveness ..?

I know what kind of cut will make you more attractive....a power cut

RE: Do You Relive That One Special Love Making Experience You Ever Had

No, yours, the fithy pig

RE: Do You Relive That One Special Love Making Experience You Ever Had

I had to relive it once in court while the farmer was giving evidence against me

RE: Does God know you more than you know yourself?

3

RE: Toxic people

Yes, let's see who's the man, me, or the ruler!

RE: Toxic people

Red matches my eyes

RE: Toxic people

........and a few extraswink

RE: Which area of your life needs improving...?

I'll pay you not to help me

RE: Toxic people

Thanks, I might let your students paint me

RE: How long was your last relationship ...?

Did you break up because you were released from prison?

RE: Toxic people

Cool, can I borrow it one day?

RE: Salad for lunch

It's lucky I'm here today because nobody else wants to post on your thread

RE: Salad for lunch

If I don't wash it they might land on it

RE: Salad for lunch

See if I can catch some flies, maybe find some bread in the sofa

RE: Toxic people

.......from the sun

RE: Toxic people

Peni's are measured with a tape measure, not a ruler, rulers aren't big enough

RE: Toxic people

Just to clarify it's 15 metres

RE: Salad for lunch

Natasha is making me a surprise lunch

RE: Toxic people

I hate people who lie, especially the ones who claim to have a bigger one than my 15"

RE: Science Tech

Roller skates for camels

RE: What's cooking?

Medium rare please

RE: THE KITTEN HAS LANDED

Haven't tried them, sounds yummy thoughwaiter

RE: What's cooking?

My right what?

RE: What's cooking?

Your jokes

RE: What's cooking?

Your head or the machine?

RE: What's cooking?

Does that machine reanimate your head when it flat lines?

RE: Soup of the day

There's a fly in my soup

RE: Science Tech

He must have read your threads

RE: the 3685908507 th post wins

725....just sayin

RE: Say Anything



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