RE: What are you busy doin'?...

tip hat

RE: Budget mobile phone

It´s neither sluggish nor slow.......so it makes up for your disabilities then?

RE: What are you busy doin'?...

smoking

RE: What are you busy doin'?...

Bashing the beacon

RE: Authentic Power.......

Shove it

RE: Authentic Power.......

Sounds great, sign me up

RE: Finish the sentence ......

Money...........thread closed, let´s move onprofessor

RE: Recipes!

I would say get a room but you´re in the bath together already

RE: Why is there pubs in most countries of the world?

Sacrifice a virgin Tuesday and dress like your mother Friday

RE: Has anyone here had the feeling of love loss ?

Don´t worry, plenty more cóck out there for you

RE: but in the meantime

Did you burst the last one?

RE: The memorable one

No, but I knew him, he was scared shítless when he took one look at his son and we never saw him again

RE: The memorable one

Nice of your mother to spend a few minutes with you

RE: I need a recipe! Tell me your fav please.

sigh

RE: What happened to the locals?

Well not really, if you whistle to me I´ll come running like a dog, but you better have a treat for me or I´ll be most disappointed

RE: Britain’s long goodbye will leave an unfillable hole in the EU project

You´ve been quiet lately, have you run out of women to bully?

RE: Britain’s long goodbye will leave an unfillable hole in the EU project

Before the internet, I bet people walked hundreds of miles just to call you a príck

RE: Britain’s long goodbye will leave an unfillable hole in the EU project

What´s white and sticky? General Beacons chin

RE: Britain’s long goodbye will leave an unfillable hole in the EU project

Another post with a yawn factor of 15, with 10 being the maximum, by the worlds most boring príck General Woman Repellant

RE: Recipes!

Half baked Serene. I undercook you and serve you to my enemies

RE: Budget mobile phone

I was looking for my invisible ink just yesterday, never found itmoping

RE: Budget mobile phone

Budget phones can cause a lot of trouble these days, have you thought about buying some writing paper, envelopes and stamps? Much safer

RE: What will you do when you are retired?

Ooooooooooooh hello sailershimmy

RE: Budget mobile phone

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RE: Budget mobile phone

You´ve got to be the worlds most boring bástard that ever lived, have you even kissed a girl yet?

RE: What happened to the locals?

I´m not going if it´s you calling me

RE: Budget mobile phone

Two yoghurt pots attached with string make an excellent communication device, or consider upgrading with two 5 litre mayonnaise tubs for a surround sound experience whether your´re at home or in the kayak

RE: we the world

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RE: If you were to die tonight...?

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RE: reinvention

How is the old slapper these days?

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