RE: Boris Johnson is the wrong man in the wrong job at the wrong time

It should be me in the job but I can´t be arséd

RE: airports reopening in 2021

Going anywhere nice?

RE: Ladies very important , must read

Stop putting your penís through it, you´ll scare the kids

RE: Say Anything

Like a 50 shades contract you mean
Oooh interesting

Go on....we are listening[/quote
My gran likes reading 50 shades, because she doesnnt have to lick her fingers to turn the pages

RE: Say Anything

I need to see tham first, quality control and all that

RE: Say Anything

Hmmmmm, whose tit is the breast milk in?

RE: Say Anything

Have you got any beer and snacks?

RE: Say Anything

It might be me under the bed

RE: Say Anything

Don´t look under the bed or open the wardrobe

RE: soul m8?

I´m looking for my isolatemate

RE: Say Anything

Snip snip, I think my cat looked better with ears actually

RE: What happened to the locals?

Big it up me main homies and hotties in Canada!!! Reeeeeeespectwave

RE: What happened to the locals?

Where's the big shout out to Spain, Lil?

RE: What happened to the locals?

Well, we´re all friends here so there shouldn´t be any secrets
professor

RE: Say Anything

My bank called me to tell me that I have an outsanding balance, I said thank you very much

RE: Say Anything

My girlfriend smashed a bottle of perfume over my head, I was incensed!

RE: Say Anything

I was on holiday and these sheep started falling from the sky, it was Bahrain

RE: Say Anything

I´ve got a dig bick

You that read wrong

I bet you read that wrong too!

RE: Say Anything

We´re in for a bad spell of wether

RE: do you know anyone that had psychosis?

Did you ever write your name on the wall with your own poo?

RE: Say Anything

When everyone is outside at 8pm clapping, I put on my football kit and walk down the street, as if I´m going to collect my winners medal at Wembley

RE: What happened to the locals?

Yes, what light?

RE: How's your week-end going?

I´m still watching the Never Ending Story

RE: Say Anything

I´ll tell you something about my vegan friends, they don´t excist

RE: Say Anything

Shopkeeper accused me of panic buying today, I said fúk off I´ve got stock home syndrome

RE: Women have strong immune system than men

I´ll be okaycrying crying crying

RE: it's a sunny day

Thumbs up your nose

RE: what enhances ''status''?

I´m entering the swimming with a belly full of píss which I´ll use as jet propulsion, rather like a squid

RE: what enhances ''status''?

If they´ve got anything above 2 inches they need testing for sure, I´m suspicious

RE: Happy Easter

Seems like everyone forgot to send me an eggvery mad

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