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RE: Questions? ---Answers?

Oh hello Jack!

RE: MSN MESSENGER....

ayeee lassie

1. Clear your IE cache and cookies.

Start Internet Explorer
Click Tools then Internet Options...
Use the Delete Cookies and Delete Files... buttons to clear your IE cache and cookies.

2. Check your IE Security settings.

Start Internet Explorer
Click Tools then Internet Options...
Go to the Advanced tab, scroll down to the Security section, and verify that Check for server certificate revocation is unchecked.
Also verify that Use SSL 2.0 and Use SSL 3.0 is checked.
Click OK when done.


Let me know how you get on!

RE: Thought for the day

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not sure about the universe.

RE: Sweet innocent jokes only please!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this', and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied, 'What happened to my bogey?'

RE: When's your Birthday and what would you like?

One of everything in LARGE. 2 days before Guy Fawkes .

RE: I want Someone to Organize a CS Get-Together in Zyrich !!!

I guess we will have to make a reservation at the Zeughauskeller.

yummy with a funny tummy

A sort of Dada

What does a women want ?

Corrective Surgery


:-)

Help Wanted: Nemesis, enquire within

typing

happy place


A done deal.

RE: Would You Rather?

neither... I am a vulcan. It's illogical


would you rather sleep

or

wait for people to post something utterly ridiculous on this thread?





S L E E P!

RE: Do you man like unperdictable woman?

knife in the chest.....ohhhhh, that was unpredictable

The Art of Female Lies

Sitting on the fence can become a pain in the bottom!

RE: Unrequited love

beverage delivery bowingbeverage delivery

I was kidding ... sm:)e

..You know you're in Love when...

boxing

thank you!

RE: Unrequited love

Ehmm Elley squire, you prefer a man under your sheets?

shock shock


I'm outa here... super

What does it mean to be Human

Something struck me while looking through the threads this morning and that was that quite a few of them beg this question, if we don’t have a clear or at least a vague understanding of who and what we are, isn’t it hard to know how to relate to one another and to the hard questions in life. We may have different religions and cultures, but perhaps a global discussion on who we essentially are, may highlight the similarities that are inherent in our species and give us a greater sense of unity.

Imagine the whole world as a single person. This person has inside many different living organisms or cells (like a normal human being). Then Imagine that these different cells do stuff to this PERSON (e.g. White blood cells defend this PERSON from other bad cells, etc..)

Basically Humans are like these cells; we are here for one purpose, and this planet is our home. We all have to do ONE thing and it's as natural as having babies!

RE: Would You Rather?

Go out!

Leaving in 10 min to go for a jog.

Would you rather

skip Christmas for a year

or

skip your Birthday for a year ?

RE: Would You Rather?

Would you rather:

Ponder over some absurd dilemas

or

Go back to your work?

..You know you're in Love when...

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Discretion...good or bad?

group hug

motorcycle

The Art of Female Lies

T.M.I.

RE: Unrequited love

Report them as a, "Stalker"

RE: Dedicate a Quote to Somebody...

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.


...;;/// Steven Wright \\\;;...

RE: Dedicate a Quote to Somebody...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.


[./-( .. Groucho Marx .. )-\.]

RE: Dedicate a Quote to Somebody...

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

~~Nietzsche~~

RE: Proverbs, wise sayings, or funny ones..would you like to share?

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

RE: Proverbs, wise sayings, or funny ones..would you like to share?

Stultus nil celat; quod habet sub corde revelat.


The fool hides nothing; he reveals what he holds under his heart.

A sort of Dada

Blowing again


why is it so hard?

RE: STRICTLY MEN - WOMEN KEEP OUT

Who was that?

A sort of Dada

SACK TIME

Blowing again

A sort of Dada

If you have to chose
A Closet

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