SpaceRamSpaceRam Forum Posts (122)

RE: Speed dating !

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A boot without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces


kiss

RE: Speed dating !

You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s, because you’re unforgettable.

RE: Speed dating !

Will never even consider a man with a pink shirt.
That's gay.

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Speed dating !

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

cheers

RE: Speed dating !

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in


crying

RE: Speed dating !

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

cake

RE: Speed dating !

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.teddybear

RE: Speed dating !

If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

RE: Speed dating !

I'm no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

devil banana lips

RE: Speed dating !

Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

RE: Speed dating !

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.

detective

RE: Speed dating !

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.


banana

RE: Speed dating !

My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

RE: Speed dating !

Didn't I see you on the cover of Playgirl?

RE: Speed dating !

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

RE: Speed dating !

You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.

professor

RE: Speed dating !

Everytime I see you there is something dripping between my legs,
like hot fudge on a sundae

RE: Speed dating !

Wassup babe wave

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

hug

kiss

RE: Speed dating !

Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!

RE: Speed dating !

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.


heart wings

RE: Speed dating !

If you were a steak you would be well done.


heart1

RE: Speed dating !

Are you a kidnapper?
Because you just abducted my heart


smitten

RE: Speed dating !

You're the only man I love...
but in ten years,
I'll love another...
He'll call you 'Daddy.'

RE: Speed dating !

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

RE: Speed dating !

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met.
I wouldn't forget a pretty derriere like that.

RE: Speed dating !

Where do you get your Rohypnol from?

RE: Lookins Matchmaking

A juden?

RE: Where's the international help

Links?

RE: Lookins Matchmaking

crying crying crying

My dreams are shattered! broken heart



I dare not ask you for a Welsh man as I've heard they are ''spit talkers''

Asking for direction in Wales might have you swimming in saliva in no time.












(Blackadders joke, not mine) hole

laugh

RE: Single

There is a lot of animosity going on nowadays against arab people.
I'm not saying you are a bad guy but no American woman in her right mind will want to leave the comfort of her home to live in mysery with you in Pakistan. Change her religion. Wear a burka. Pray 5 times a day. Be a second class citizen.Etc. Unless the woman is incredibly fat you are out of luck pal.

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