Well I just learned don't watch for traffic and walk on wet concrete!!! You will fall down and go boom!!!!! Good way to screw with your holiday! Broken cheek bone and a mighty black eye!!!
2 medals in snowboarding for us Canucks!!! As side note Rob Rebagliatti (Rob Inthebagliatti) got an in depth profile on TSN just prior to the start of the Olympics. Seems getting busted for using pot during his Olympics didn't hurt him that much. With legalization in Canada he has landed a spokesperson job with one of our new pot corporations!!! (Hope he can remember his lines)
Sadly track this is to be avoided as almost anything you say can end up on #me too. I am afraid the pendulum of PC is at or near the top of the insane arc now.
Dee, Packaging is everything. Label it that way, put a regular alarm in the box and have the alarm play the theme from Jaws. I'll guarantee no hitting the snooze button there!!!
Yup always a tough go when we take responsibility for ourselves and actions. Original sin was not the eating of the apple. God comes to Adam, you eat the apple? Adam Eve made me do it. Eve you eat the apple? That snake made me do it. The sin was not accepting the responsibility.
We have all heard them but this one is a true story of my life as a jailbird.
Leaving my local neighborhood pub one night I slipped and fell. To be honest I staggered down the stairs and did a face plant on the sidewalk. I thought maybe it would be best to sit on the curb and try to collect a semblance of balance before I continued. During this rest period the cops decided to see what this huddled little mass was up to.
The cop asked me what I was up to. I replied "You know how the Earth revolves around the Sun and rotates on it's axis? Well I figure if I sit here long enough my place is bound to come by."
Wrong answer as the cop showed no sense of humor as he dragged me to the drunk tank for the night.
I really think people carry too much baggage. We like to blame the ex always. Human nature I guess. We tend to forget like dancing it takes two. Revisionist history makes it seem we all were the put upon one in the relationship. No sense remembering every snide comment or disparaging remark we made just before the fireworks erupted.
I would have to agree with you concerning the comedy. As far as police/detective the award goes to The Blacklist! Top notch direction, writing, and especially acting. James Spader nails the antihero to a tee.
You think you have found that perfect one. You know the one with those lips that say please come hither. You take her on a date to a trendy cafe and then she orders the gourmet double garlic burger and a side order of onion rings and then won't order dessert nor pick up the after dinner mint!!!!
Reads like I'm releasing this in an effort to make sure they don't bug any more of my people. This ducking and bobbing is getting harder to control. 4 down so far. I think it was 13 for Nixon before they finally got to him wasnt it?
hare and tortoise have a second race. Hare is not going to lose this time!!! He trains, eats properly and gets lots of sleep in the weeks preceding the race. Day of the race, the gun goes off and so does the hare in a cloud of dust. A couple of hours later the tortoise crawls across the finish line no hare to be seen. While the hare was training religiously the tortoise was wining and dining the chief of police. He had him set up a speed trap on the course and hare was in jail.
Moral of the story? Physical exercise profits little.
The spell check on my tablet truly does suck! Often it will change words to something not even close because i slipped in a second language or term it does not have in it's bank. Add to that I don't touch type on a real keyboard and I have problems all the time!!!! Slowly I'm starting to remember to proof read my posts before sending.
I love sci fi, movies with a strong director and documentaries. 2 must see miniseries Harley and the Davidson's and Genius the story of Albert Einstein.
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RE: Where you live
Yeah and the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain (If I'm correct)