RE: Thank you Sweden!

What at first seemed like a slightly excessive fascination for Greta Garbo is beginning to look like an obsession, galrads. Shouldn't you do something about it before it gets out of hand? Or perhaps, rather, before it starts spending too much time in your hand.

RE: Do you own a log splitter ?

frustrated

RE: Ladies what do you think men - like best about your bodies?

Yes I really think so, Krema, I've seen it all before. If things take their usual course you will be threatening him with legal action this time next week.

RE: Ladies what do you think men - like best about your bodies?

Nobody compliments me, what's so special about you not doing so?

RE: Songs about eyes

Eyes got you under my skin.

Eyes got plenty of nothing.

RE: Ladies what do you think men - like best about your bodies?

He's set his sights on you, Krema, all the signs are there.

RE: Which is the better Pet

That will probably also be your only option when you come to choose a woman.

RE: Where were you when you first heard the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show?

Luckily we didn't have the Ed Sullivan show. I can't remember when I first saw the Beatles, but it would have been on British tv with no adverts. The BBC and the Beatles, just two of the many reasons for being proud to be BRITISH. yay

RE: Advice Guys

I think Tule could make mincemeat of me but I wouldn't dream of hurting her.

RE: Advice Guys

Exactly, ali. cheers

RE: The Island Dwellers have conspired

lips Hold on tight, baby, we got lift off. transport

RE: Santa is coming to town soon! Besides peace on Earth, What’s on your wish list for Christmas 2018?

Sounds like a certain recipe for someone losing an eye.

RE: The Island Dwellers have conspired

I thought you'd never ask. dance

RE: Advice Guys

I'll have you know that in my younger days I was considered only moderately unattractive. snooty

RE: Advice Guys

Certainly moreso than bacteria.

Oops, wrong thread. blushing

RE: The Island Dwellers have conspired

It means that, whatever you are doing, it's working. thumbs up

RE: The Island Dwellers have conspired

Yes, little old us causing so much trouble. I'm welling up with pride. crying

RE: The Island Dwellers have conspired

And Britain. If there's any credit going I want my fair share of it.

RE: Why Oh Why!

Because that's probably as much as they can get away with on this site. Although I'm sure someone will eventually test the water regarding his choice of half.

RE: Can females looks improve with age.

And that would thrill me more than I can tell you, MiMi. hug

I mean handshake

RE: Advice Guys

handshake

RE: Advice Guys

He wants a dog that will guard his property, not one that is more interested in impressing the intruder with its circus skills.

RE: Advice Guys

And while the dog is showing off, the intruder can help himself to all your worldly possessions.

RE: Advice Guys

German Shepherds do make excellent guard dogs, but their propensity for eating small children means they are only suitable for child free locations. Rottweilers are very easy to bribe; drop a piece of raw steak in front of one and it will let you walk away with whatever you can carry. Now a Doberman won't let anyone near your property, but, if it's in a certain mood, it won't let you near it either. Perhaps some kind of crossbreed is the way to go. Hope you found this helpful, ali. thumbs up

RE: Seriously .. how far CS members think we can go?

I'm not made of money, donal. Or was the sausage complementary?

RE: Seriously .. how far CS members think we can go?

I've been caught out before, molly. I once bought a girl a bag of chips and then never saw her again. Just had to write it off as a bad investment.

RE: Seriously .. how far CS members think we can go?

What? Not on the first date. scold

RE: Seriously .. how far CS members think we can go?

Although it might be wise to be careful what you say.

RE: Seriously .. how far CS members think we can go?

How does a night out at the bingo sound?

RE: Seriously .. how far CS members think we can go?

In that case, beautiful tule, how do you fancy heading on over to Barnsley? Women don't wear head scarves here, except when they go out with their hair rollers in.

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