Harbal Forum Posts (2,248)

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I don't want you to do that either, molly, so I'll just stop you right there.

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My bee prefers a light, sweet, white wine.

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Where's the satisfaction in that, BW?

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No way! He would want a piece of the action.

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Stop it, molly. Everyone knows that an orange won't just turn itself into marmalade.

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That's rather a mouthful, I was thinking more of a short nickname. Something that it would easily recognise when I called it.

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Not as hurt as I would be if I followed your suggestion.

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I can buy man made marmalade at the supermarket, string, I want natural marmalade.

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You are just making that up, molly, I know you and that wicked streak of yours.

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It's early days, Tulefel, I haven't even given the bee a name yet.

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Just as an afterthought: Does anyone know what kind of insect makes marmalade?

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Yesterday, a bee flew into my flat. I was just about to open the window wider and try to encourage it to fly back out when I suddenly had a money saving idea. The bee is now safely contained in a special bee house I constructed from an old shoe box and some cling film. What I am now hoping is that someone will be able to tell me how I get the bee to start making honey. I intend to transfer the bee into a small glass jar and keep moving it to a new one as it fills each jar with honey. If everything goes to plan I may catch more bees and sell the surplus.

Fake laughter

There's nothing fake about you, BW, that's what matters.

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Which reminds me: I feel the current stock of emojis is not sufficient to cover all eventualities.

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One last fling before the clamp down, molly.

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They'll throw the book at you for that when the new regulations come into force, Aries.

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Sorry, molly, I mean

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By this chap.

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Then you will get authorisation to utilise the appropriate type and number of laughing emojis in accordance with the nature of your laughter.

Fake laughter

Quite often, shortly after I've been insulting or abusive towards someone, they come back at me with a response followed by a laughing emoji. I find this particularly annoying because I'm sure, in the majority of cases, they are not actually laughing, themselves.

I think there should be a site rule that no one can post a laughing emoji unless they are really laughing.

RE: A thread for women to talk about babies and pregnacy

So you don't trust yourself not to put up a fake pic of yourself?

RE: A thread for women to talk about babies and pregnacy

You are on form today, BW, Lee seems to bring out the best in you. Keep up the good work.

RE: A thread for women to talk about babies and pregnacy

It go me, too, unlaoised.

RE: Nigel Farage on Brexiy

It's not a case of not being able to make my mind up about him, it's a case of not caring about him.

RE: Greek Cypriot invent English words

I wonder who this thread is designed to piss off.

I think I can guessia

RE: Nigel Farage on Brexiy

I neither love him nor hate him. He's just another politician with an agenda and interests that you suspect wouldn't entirely coincide with your own, were you able to work out what they are.

RE: Messages for the departed

I sense he's not all that far away, Dee.

RE: Messages for the departed

Don't ask me how I know, Dee, but he had rather a soft spot for you.

RE: Messages for the departed

I wonder what happened to AlecSmart. I never tired of reading his posts and blogs, he always seemed to say exactly what I was thinking. I daresay he'll be back when the time is right.

RE: I don't have time for nonsense

If you don't have time to waste, you shouldn't be reading my posts.