rockymarciano Forum Posts (120)

RE: Daily Chuckle II

Two old ladies sat on a bench talking
One said to the other " Good heavens! Who did your hair it looks like a wig "
The second lady replied " It is a wig "
" Really " exclaimed the first lady " You could never tell "

RE: Daily Chuckle ...

Hi galads as you know I lost my wife recently so I haven't been online for months and this is the first time in six months actually and it's just been an extremely hard time for me . Here's a really lame one : Guy goes to the doctors office and says "Doctor I feel as if I'm getting smaller " Doctor reply's " You'll just have to be a little patient "

RE: Daily Chuckle ...

Is it only me or are the jokes are getting lame and unfunny on this thread?

RE: Daily Chuckle ...

In sunny South Africa we pay 0.75cents PER bag so you can take as many as you wish.

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Absolutely true mercedes_00 Thanks
They say that time heals all wounds
Well I'm about to put this to the test for real
I'll have an answer in a year or two.

RE: Daily Chuckle ...

Hi KarloradoFl I'm not plagiarism, this is your post from another thread I think it belongs here as it's hilarious.
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
Rodney Dangerfield

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Thank you much appreciated.

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Thanks Rohaan and you keep well

RE: Daily Chuckle ...

Chuck Norris can cook 1-minute noodles in 30 seconds
Chuck Norris once won a game of connect-4 in 3 moves
Chuck Norris once beat a fish in an underwater breathing contest
Big Foot claims that he saw Chuck Norris
The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year

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Thank you Rohaan for your commiserations they are deeply appreciated. All I really wanted to know was whether this was the first such request on CS. My reason was that medical science can only go so far and when you can see that it's going so well then you become almost desperate
and go to your final resort which is prayer.
I've been in this situation before with my grand daughter who was born with a heart defect and spent the first six months of her life in 'Red Cross Hospital' the doctors did the best they could but for a new born it was touch and go and all we could do was to prayer and I asked anyone who would hear me to please pray for my grand daughter. Today Nicole is 14 years old and has fully recovered and needs no further care and this is why I believe in the power of prayer.

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Thank you to each and every one of you who has offered our family your condolences and words of comfort and encouragement, the response was overwhelming and way more than anything I could have expected Thank you all so very very much your kind words are deeply appreciated.


This begs the question that I ask especially of those with 30,000 and 40,000 posts and who have been on this site for a long time - Is this a CS first, asking for prayer ? It's just that I've never seen such a post on here before.

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THANK YOU ALL SO VERY VERY MUCH, YOUR COMFORTING WORDS AND KIND WISHES ARE SINCERELY APPRECIATED. THE SENSE OF LOSS YOU THAT YOU FEEL WHEN SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN BY YOUR SIDE FOR 40 YEARS, IS GONE, IS INDESCRIBABLE BUT I KNOW THAT I HAVE TO BE STRONG FOR OUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN'S SAKES CAUSE THAT IS WHAT KATHY WOULD HAVE WANTED.THANK YOU AND MAY ALMIGHTY BLESS YOU ALL.
AND PLEASE COVID - 19 IS VERY REAL SO PLEASE TAKE CARE AND TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

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Good morning everyone Thank you for all your prayers and well wishes they are appreciated. I unfortunately lost my wife on Tuesday 16 February 2021 at around 07h00 in the morning. It is and has been the hardest thing that I've ever had to face in my life and my life will never be the same again but I have to strong and be there for my children and my grandchildren because that is what their mother and grandmother would have wanted. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very very much.

RE: Daily Chuckle ...

This bloke has nothing on Chuck Norris :
CN is the only lethal weapon allowed through airport security
CN once had a disagreement with an exclamation mark he punched it in the face now it's a question mark
CN had to write an essay about fear he handed in a blank page with his just name on it and got an 'A'
CN once kicked a horse in the chin, that horse is now a giraffe
CN once broke the law and it's still not fixed
CN can whistle in sign language
CN can leave messages before the beep
CN can remember the future
CN once got shot and the bullet died
CN is so bad he makes a Happy meal cry
CN once went skydiving and his parachute did not open so he took it back the next day and got a refund
When CN was born he cut his own umbilical cord
CN once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now known as just "The Islands"
Before they met CN "The Black Eyed Peas" were known simply as 'The Peas"
CN ordered a 'Big Mac" at Burger King and got it
While in the army CN threw a hand grenade and it killed 30 people before it exploded
Freddy Kreuger has nightmares about CN
The only time that CN was ever wrong was when he thought he'd made a mistake

RE: Religions/Beliefs/Perceptions

Thank you for your support, much appreciated.

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Thank you all so very much for your prayers and for your concern for someone who is essentially a total stranger to your all I am overwhelmed by your kindness and generosity. I have tried to thank each one of you individually and if there is anyone I overlooked I'm sorry and I thank you now. Kathy has been on a ventilator since Tuesday 09 February and her condition fluctuates, then she's doing better then she's not and while she's getting the best medical care she can it's only prayer that will help her recover. Thank you all so much.

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Thank you deeply appreciated

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Thank you Galrads,much appreciated my friend

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Thank you my friend appreciated.

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Thank you Dino1 every bit will help, much appreciated

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RE: 11 Causes Of Rudeness

A huge misnomer for for being downright rude is " I'm very straightforward " I guess there's a very thin line between being direct and being obnoxious and that line often gets blurred.

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On Monday 01 February my wife was admitted to hospital suffering from Covid-19 Pneumonia. On 09 February she was placed on a ventilator and is struggling to breathe Her name is Kathy she is 68yrs old and we have been together for 40 years. Your prayers for her recovery will be greatly appreciated. I thank you.

RE: Religions/Beliefs/Perceptions

Hi blathin Fair play, agreed I thought that you contradicted yourself a bit when you said "It started out as pure energy " Where then did or would this energy have come from ? or are you suggesting that it just randomly appeared out of nowhere ? and then who determines how this energy behaves ? or are you saying that it's just fortuitous that matter behaves the way that it does ? You see blathin no matter how you look at it there has to be some order to all of this or as someone stated " there is method to this madness" and that method I believe is Almighty God.