RE: IN ORDER......

Talked to someone for around a month, got the urge to meet..... She had a photo up of her as a bridesmaid.... looked super super cute ect ect ect...

Decided the time had come to meet up...

Arranged for me to drive up the next week for a long weekend

That week was blizzards and all sorts, most Motorways at a standstill. Was supposed to have been heading up there on the Thursday, the roads didn't clear enough to be driven on till I believe the Saturday, so off I set for a nice little what I thought would be about a 3 1/2 hour drive.... 8 1/2 hours later I arrived at the theatre she said she would be rehearsing in....

Called the mobile as I'd been requested to...

and


out came the stay puffed marshmallow woman blues

She'd eaten several pie shops in the couple of years since the photo was supposedly taken..... crying

Thinking oh well, make the most of things, as you do when dog tired!

Sat in the theatre for another 2 hours while she rehearsed, well script prompted !

back to hers.....

Didn't think to book a hotel ! uh oh

anyhow, thinking it would be a drink or 2 then off to beddie byes...... Oh NO

a curled up sandwiche....

Then she gets this book out blues


Wanted to go through a book of psychometric tests !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Seeing as I was somewhat stuffed either way I played along uh oh

She finally decided I wasn't quite right for her around 4 in the morning crying crying

Least the book got that right!!!

A couple of hours sight seeing round the Manchester area moors the next day... a lunch and thankfully managed to escape home, never been so pleased to be sitting in a traffic jam!!

ermmm

In case your wondering...



It didn't blossom into a huge heathcliff n Cathy kind of romance!

RE: division of house chores

Chuffed is good!! like, no more clean-a-holic! homes are for living in not showing off to other peeps!

RE: Question For The Guy's Coz I'm Really Curious .......?????????

Ello Morgan beer

True tho innit grin

Like if we assist the ladies to undress, hardly gonna be worried in what order the cloths hit the deck rolling on the floor laughing

RE: division of house chores

Hour a week to hoover!!!

only half hour to bash clothes in and out of the washing machine!

Quick dust every couple of weeks!!!

15 mins to scrub n clean bathroom !


Garden not counted :)

13 hours, whats that ??? start hoovering, stop, watch trash tv for an hour, bit more hoovering, take and include lunch break :| faff about some more :|

Not for me thanks!!

Ex used to be a clean-a-holic, If I never ever live in a spotless house again I will be well and truly chuffed rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Question For The Guy's Coz I'm Really Curious .......?????????

Socks get slid off as the kacks get slide orf!!

Unless she's the helpful sort who aids in the undressing... then who cares what the order is !! wow

RE: division of house chores

13 hours a week wow


<Cough>


3 maybe......


In a good week rolling on the floor laughing

RE: An important announcement

Well....


If theres a lil left over...


strap it to a carrier pigeon first class eh?

RE: HELP!! I'm Being Snowed In Here.....

Hiya Morgan wave

Methinks you are spot on 100% right head banger

RE: What would you say you need in you life right now?

Can I have a nice big chunk of lemon meringue pie when me dream roast arrives as well??

and a big ol chunk of Apple crumble.... heavy on the crumble!!! with a nice drizzle of double cream over the top... seeing as its drifted into fantasy land an all.... .

RE: What would you say you need in you life right now?

blues


blues


blues


That's just cruel!!!




rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Just realized that I've been on here watching

Thank you and ditto again!

thumbs up cheers

RE: Just realized that I've been on here watching

Hiya Morgan, thank you, and ditto! cheers

RE: Just realized that I've been on here watching

Welcome aboard!

RE: Do men really understand women ? Do women understand men?

I suppose....


They could make a Arnie doll on a nuns costume....


with built in speaker....



so every time he's been used and abused.... <cough>

when he gets deflated...


before he goes he says......


I'll be back blues

RE: Do men really understand women ? Do women understand men?

We can live without them.......


Palmela handerson just isn't a great substitute after a while......


I'll get me coat....

RE: Do men really understand women ? Do women understand men?

Oh


uh oh


wow

You could of warned me!

had the chain... ermm... yeah... blues



rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Do men really understand women ? Do women understand men?

Trial and error normally lets you know when you've done something right or wrong, get more rights than wrongs and you're on the right path? then learn to repeat the rights I guess

and as for waiting to talk till the sport is on? sounds a bit of an antagonistic approach?

Hiya babe, I know your favourite soap in the whole world has just started... and its the episode you've been waiting for for weeks, but would you mind a chat.....

Kinda the same... result?

Tension?!

RE: Do men really understand women ? Do women understand men?

Hot water bottle for the belly?

popcorn

RE: Do men really understand women ? Do women understand men?

That would be the time a wise man says, I'll just nip to the garage and get you a couple of bars of choccy beer

RE: WHAT MARKS WOULD YOU GET OUT OF A HUNDRED IF YOU WERE FORCED TO TAKE AN INTELLIGENCE TEST ?

The ones who are totally and utterly content with their lot and place in the world are the ones I admire most, they may not be the most intelligent people, nor the richest, but they've found their little place and corner in life and settled into it.

RE: Do men really understand women ? Do women understand men?

Knock away all the posturing, game playing, little rituals ect, and there's not a lot of difference is there?

We all usually want or need the same basics?

Food, water, bit of lovin, bit of nookie? just in varying degrees because thankfully we're all individuals

Getting the time to understand individuals is getting much harder tho, everything feels more rushed

RE: What role would you like to play in some movie?

William Munny

Unforgiven

Why

I kinda liked his style

RE: What would you do???

Pick it up



and practice jogging..... angel

RE: Daily commentary... a PEACEFUL say something thread... :)

HAHAHA!!

<HE Cried!!! blues >

My Buns are like a shield of steel!!!

<Marshmallows ricochet all over the pad>

RE: Daily commentary... a PEACEFUL say something thread... :)

Assumes the position blues



rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Daily commentary... a PEACEFUL say something thread... :)

blues

<licks remaining pie from chops..>

Right shock

<Loads vulcan pie cannon 2000gti>
grin

<adjusts settings to auto>


<RUNS>

RE: Daily commentary... a PEACEFUL say something thread... :)

Any lemon meringue pie going spare?

beer

RE: introduce yourself

wave

RE: Cyber Dating

I neither want or need, would like is completely different thumbs up

RE: Cyber Dating

Fussy, Yes, just of the mindset that you can never really tell, someone outside of your usual box might just appear one day and appeal for no apparent reason ?!

The above would have to be bare minimum rolling on the floor laughing

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