tufty Forum Posts (816)

RE: Kiss the one above you .. will u ? where ?

I'll kiss the ring..............







finger..........


tut @ durty minds..............

RE: Whyif a man is interested enough to send a flower....

Probably because its a much easier way to break the ice and see if there may possibly be a slight bit of interest from whoever the flower was sent to?!?!


Why write an essay that 99% of the time won't get a reply?!

RE: STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND - who would you take

I'd take all the worlds politicians and watch them beat each other to death arguing about how to tax each others pineapple n coconut trees!!!

RE: Officially Taken!!!!

Congrats, enjoy the jiggy!!

RE: What is your favorite movie of all time?

Just watched "Shoot em up"
What a jolly jolly romptastic flick

RE: Should drugs, ALL drugs be available and free for anyone who wants them?.................

Try telling that to a brain dead dopehead


Or a brain dead dopehead thats just ran into you while driving a car.....

RE: What has been your favorite age or time period in your life?

Early 20s till...... mid 30s

Spent 15 years following bands, getting pie eyed, floor to kip on in 99% of the places visited and saw hundreds of great bands, spent hours chatting with them after sound checks/gigs, end of tour parties........ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... happy days

RE: What are the Rules of Dating?

The rules should be that there are no rules....

Rules are used in games.....


Go with the flow baby

RE: What big hands you have!

Hand me me bacon sarnies with......

RE: whats your best thing to do on a sunday, eat roast or be tied to the bed post?

Feather Boa..... While nibbling on a nice piece of meat....


Outstanding

RE: whats your best thing to do on a sunday, eat roast or be tied to the bed post?

Being tied to the bed post and fed Roast naturally tut....

RE: What good thing happened during your day?

Spent the morning at a car show

Alas all the yummy crumpet walking round where with dudes!!


Still, it turned out nice weather wise... n the scouts burgers where top notch!!!


Next weekend, the Launch of the MG TF LE500 ! and I get to test drive one

RE: Friends with benefits

Would certainly consider it!

RE: Men, Please Explain "Nagging"

and pray do tell, which planet do these angels come from

RE: Men, Please Explain "Nagging"

Nagging = will you blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah


Response = Yeah sure once the footys finished.....



Counter response Yeah but blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah


Counter counter response = YES After the footy !!!!


Counter counter Counter response = but blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

counter counter counter response = Can't it bloddy wait for 20 more minutes !!!!!!!!!!!!


Counter counter Counter counter = Ohhhhhhhhhh FFS! !!! I'll blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahy bloody self!!!



Counter counter Counter counter Counter response = GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!



End result = Frosty the frigging snowman setting up camp in everyroom for the next 6 hours.......


All for the sake of waiting 45 friggin minutes...........


Why do so many things become so very very urgent once football starts?!









Coat and CHeque purrrrrrrrrrrrrlease

RE: Diamond's Huge Curvy Dating Adventure in Abilene

Okay...

Your a loooooooooooooser



But.....

You learned a lesson eh....



So not a total loss....

RE: Diamond's Huge Curvy Dating Adventure in Abilene

<Shudders>

Reminds me of driving 250 miles to meet someone... Through a snow storm.... took 8 1/2 hours just to get there......


I now know "who" had eaten all the pies..........



<shudders>

RE: what are the seven hot spots?

According to OPM, Heaven is a half pipe......

RE: what are the seven hot spots?

Stick a pin in some of the worlds deserts and you'll be warm.....

RE: to really love a woman

You "love" her for being her.

I don't see how taking responsibility, and giving advice comes into it, let alone taking care of her kiddies?!


Some would rip the family jewels off if you adopted that attitude

RE: Men...fess up...

Hubba !


< Shuts door >

RE: Men...fess up...

being met at the door by a very Hot babe, clad in just scanties, and a very dirty smile on her face....

RE: just a thought.............

Nope

RE: Bed.....

RE: Bed.....

Sort out a bacon Sarnie n Choccy Chip Croissants for breaky and I'll consider it

RE: Name five cities???

Salem... In the fall

Machu Picchu

Rio de janeiro

San Antonio

Gettysburg


Europe...

Kursk

Verdun

Monte Cassino

Venice


Not strictly all city's but. pffffffffffffffffffft

RE: Terror as plane plunges 20,000ft

Normal?

I bet a few showed turtle and walked off bow legged

RE: hey

Welcome Aboard

RE: haha - Im listening to Elvis - what are you listening to?

Throbbing Gristle - Hot On The Heels Of Love

RE: haha - Im listening to Elvis - what are you listening to?

The Shamen - Hyperreal