it depends on how much alcohol I had the day before. As a child I felt old, able to read, write and calculate on my third while we started learning this in school when we were 7. I learned it from my brother and sisters. So at my fourth I read books written for children from 7-10. I also used to be very serious about a lot of things.
An old couple walks into the McDonalds, and they order one french fries, one hamburger and one cola. When he got his order he went to the table where his wife is waiting, he pulls a knife out of his pocket and cut the hamburger in 2 equal halfs. He shoves one half to his wife and then he shakes some french fries on the tray and shove it also to his wife. Then he drinks some cola, and passes the cola to his wife who also drinks some, then giving it back. The man starts to eat while the wife looks hungry at her food without touching it. A young boy sitting at the table next to them can't see it anymore and he says to them: I see you had only money for one hamburger, one french fries and one cola, if you'd like to I'll buy you another hamburger, french fries and a cola. The woman answers: No, thank you, but me and my husband are used to share everything, we're married for 65 years today. Oh, wow, congratulations then, now I insist on buying you another meal. But the wife answers, no, at our age we're small eaters and we are used to share everything. The old man keeps eating while the wife is watching. Then the boy asks: Why is your husband eating while you didn't even touched your food? Will you give him your part when he's finished? The wife says: No I wait for my turn to have the false teeth, I told you we were used to share everything.
Why it won't come true is because everybody is to busy collecting money, even if they have enough, they always want more. Even if they have more than they or their relatives can finish in one live they want more. People are so stupid. Take a soccerplayer, making millions a year, and if they are very good they endure a lot of kicks on the legs from the opponent players. Some are kicked so often they are limping for the rest of their life. If I was a soccerplayer, I would stop when I had 2 or 3 million, that should be enough to lead a comfortable life. And I would still be able to walk without problems.
for every dead politician there are 10 men/women to take the open space. So that won't work. A world without money where people just do the work they think is needed at that moment would be a better solution. Then you even wouldn't need politicians.
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