Kaleb Forum Posts (149)

RE: If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?

I would be a wolf for the freedom as well as being mated to one for life

Can't Out Smart Texans

Modern Technology



After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York
scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the
conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100
years ago.

Not to be out-done by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed,
in California an archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after,
headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found
traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors
already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years
earlier than the New Yorkers.'

One week later, a local newspaper in Texas reported the following:

After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Cut-n-Shoot,
Montgomery County , Texas , Bubba Rathbone, a self-taught archaeologist,
reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that
300 years ago, Texas had already gone wireless.


Texans are an intelligent bunch...

Top 10 Pick-Up Lines To Avoid."

1. “What’s your sign?”

2. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”

3. “You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”

4. “Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.”

5. “I gotta thirst, and baby, you look like my Gatorade.”

6. “Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”

7. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

8. “Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”

9. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

10. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes

Does anyone else have any they can share good ones or bad ones?

RE: Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent

susan has a amazing voice when I listened to her she sent chills through my body

RE: WHATS THE 5 MOST INTERESTING THINGS YOU'VE EVER SEEN WITH YOUR OWN EYES THAT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET ?

(1)Janice Joplan
(2)Hendrix
(3) The Guess who
(4)Woodstock "1969"
(5) Vietnam

RE: My B.day is Jan. 16. A Capricorn-the friendly, winged, watery, seahorse looking thingy! You?

May 15th taurus

RE: Say 'I LOVE YOU' in your native language

a-ya tsi ne-hi

Cherokee Language

RE: You know your getting old when you......

Signs You're Getting Older
1. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
2. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bi-focals.

3. You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere.

4. Your little black book contains only names that end in M.D.

5. Your children begin to look middle aged.

6. You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.

7. Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.

8. You look forward to a dull evening.

9. Your favorite part of the newspaper is "20 Years Ago Today."

10. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.

11. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

12. Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.

14. You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 95 around the golf course.

15. Your back goes out more than you do.

17. Your Pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl.

18. The little old gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

19. You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

20. You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.

21. You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise.

22. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

23. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

24. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

25. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

26. You are proud of your lawn mower.

27. Your best friend is dating someone half their age...and isn't breaking any laws.

28. You call Olan Mills before they call you.

29. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

30. You sing along with the elevator music.

31. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

32. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

33. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

34. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

35. You make an appointment to see the dentist.

36. You no longer think of speed limits as a challange.

37. Neighbors borrow your tools.

38. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

39. You have a dream about prunes.

40. You answer a question with, "because I said so."

41. You send money to PBS.

42. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

43. You take a metal detector to the beach.

44. You wear black socks with sandals.

45. You know what the word "equity" means.

46. You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch TV.

47. Your ears are hairier than your head.

48. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

49. You got cable for the weather channel (sometimes referred to as "Old Folks MTV").

50. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

RE: Motorcycle enthusiasts: Which do you prefer?

Harleys Rules..... I Myself have a Harley softail

Five First Date No No's for Guys

Ematchusa's Articles & Advice/ Five First Date No No's for Guys


So you finally got a date with the most beautiful women you have ever seen. You have been wanting to ask her out for a long time now and you finally got up the nerve, and she said yes. Well I have made a list of the top five things NOT to do on the first date. Here is the list.

1. Do not by any means take her to McDonalds or any other fast food resturant on your first date. The reason goes unsaid. Just don't do it.

2. If you go to the movies, Do Not pick the movie out by yourself. A lot of women may not want to see Night of the Dead in 3D. You dont have to pick a chick flick but at least make sure she would enjoy the movie choice.

3. Do not get drunk. For one reason, you most likely are driving and for another you will probably be obnoxious.

4. Do not get grabby. Keep your hands to yourself unless you get major signals. Otherwise, you may draw back a nub or she may send her huge brothers to take care of that for her.

5. Do not Brag. Bragging is a big turn off and usually means that whatever you are bragging about is a lie.

There you go. Just follow these five simple rules and you will do just fine on your first date.

Any Comments???

RE: Duct Tape

We maybe rednecks but we are good inventors uh???

RE: Duct Tape

RE: What is the best book you have read and a book challenge...

Twilight for one

and just recently I read Dare to Love based on the movie Fireproof...If only it had been around when I was still Married

RE: Favorite 80s Songs

kokomo-Beach boys

Bob Seger- Old Time Rock N Roll

Prince- When Doves Cry

Abba- Fernando

Anita Ward- Ring My Bell

RE: ARE U INTO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP? and willing to visit her too?

I had a long distance relationship she lived in singapore and me Texas.....She came to the states for her first time was here on a 90 day visa....I then went and visited her in Singapore....But long distance still puts a strain on relationships though...I still think of her often.

RE: What song are you right now?

Far Away lyrics

This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know,
you know, you know


That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore

On my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I'd give it all
I'd give for us
Give anything but I won't give up
'Cause you know,
you know, you know



So far away
Been far away for far too long
So far away
Been far away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know

I wanted
I wanted you to stay
'Cause I needed
I need to hear you say
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go

RE: Indian Tacos

yummmmmmy now iam really hungry.......havent had that in along time ....... well not since i visited some of my family on the Qualla rez

RE: What's The Weather Like In Your Area?

I was actually born and raised in East tennessee.....but havent been there in many years now....Here in texas the high today will be in the upper 60's highs tomorrow and saturday high 70's

RE: My Luck Must Finally Be Changing!!

Texas is a nice place to visit this time of the year concidering we are alot warmer here then up north your way... Just kidding ...congrads on the huge tax break tho

RE: BROKEN HEARTS ANYONE?

Maybe until your able to find someone more understanding who can accept both you and your grandchild.....But what do I know Iam single and has been a long time since I had a broken heart

RE: BROKEN HEARTS ANYONE?

Sounds to me like he was very insecure and very selfish as well

Your Views on How Long One Should Wait before the first meeting????

Thank you

Your Views on How Long One Should Wait before the first meeting????

She wanted to meet after are first email or two................then when she found out i just bought a new travel trailer she then wanted me to come and get her and go camping. I don't even know her well enough I don't think to do this. Then on the other hand I dont wish to hurt anyones feelings either.....so now i kinda feel like im stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Your Views on How Long One Should Wait before the first meeting????

Decisions, Decisions, Whats a man to do

Your Views on How Long One Should Wait before the first meeting????

So True..........and Thanks

Your Views on How Long One Should Wait before the first meeting????

She Lives in Oklahoma and Iam in North East texas almost 300 miles from me she is

Your Views on How Long One Should Wait before the first meeting????

My point to Dana I agree..........She seems to want it to happen over night.........Maybe Iam just more cautious then she is I know she is very loney and understand that also............for I too am lonely.

Your Views on How Long One Should Wait before the first meeting????

Your right..........But i have only been talking to this lady a week or so.........And i have been burned before in the past.

Your Views on How Long One Should Wait before the first meeting????

Grrrrrrr at my spelling : She doesnt come to the forums

Your Views on How Long One Should Wait before the first meeting????

I have been talking to someone of late from CS ........No see doesnt come to the forums......We have exchanged emails alot..............and I have called her several Times. If left up to her we would meet today But is this too Quick??? Your views would be appreciated and Thank You