Jojo.. I finally have those videos you and Lilly were banging on about (where has she gone?)... If you pop into the back room you can watch them.. I'll just lock the door..... And I'm off in front again
Never going to happen.. She is shacked up and expecting a baby with a lad who claimed to be a friend of mine..
That aside I wouldn't go back.. Loved every minute and don't regret anything from our relationship but it's in the past, forward is the direction for me.
You would be correct in saying that a tit is normally a good thing
However.. Never met anyone so self centered in all my life! Didn't matter what we were talking about it would end up about her someway or another, hogged every word of the conversation. That and the fact that when we were round hers she'd check her emails and end up flirting with other lads on msn or other sites like this, all while I was sat on the sofa!!
Starting to think I've had 'the one' and left her behind...
May I just remind everyone that late entrants cannot be accepted as 'runners' in the race... By all means they may partake, using it as a fun run, but they are unable to be crowned as the winner...
I reckon I'm ready to settle down now.. Was in an 8 year relationship that ended on good terms about 2 years ago, played the field since then, sown my seeds for want of a better phrase.
Am bored of it now, fed up of waking up on my own in the morning, cooking tea for just me, sitting on the sofa alone of an evening.. Was seeing a girl recently but she turned out to be a tit
Don't open it up, no matter what they say because you can bet they will turn around and say you looked in the wrong place or touched something you weren't meant to..
Oh dear lady, for that was a lovely treat! However I haven't fallen asleep... I will catch you again, but this time I won't cuff you I will fuse you to me so there can be no escape! Being that you were so good I'll be nice and let you finish... You'll finish 2nd but you will finish..
As for the others... Smiling? That will get you nowhere! I laugh in face of smiling!
Agent Biscuit (followed by his temptress) back in front
Oh dear! It would appear that I am only human after all.. Must do better!
Well Miss Angelina you have made a very costly mistake by showing your identity, consider yourself under arrest. Your punishment is to stay behind and clean the mess left from Phoenix and Chefs lady and steak party..
It would seem that a few people have taken advantage of the time I have been away doing all my paper work.. Well no more!! I have hired a group of Polish people to do it for me, would have used English but they are more expensive..
Anglophile I'm afraid I will have to cuff you to me just so I know your not getting away! You may see that as a treat (who wouldn't) but I will be sure to punish you along the way.. You will be wearing headphones listening to every track ever recorded by the Cheeky girls, on repeat!
The X-Men have caught up with Mr Fox and his surfing Cousin.. I am informed that a variety of probes shall be used on them!
The witches AKA Zella and Jojo are also bang in trouble! My good friends Dorothy, Toto, Scarecrow, Lion and the Tin man are after you! Be afraid, be very afraid!! They will be bringing a few members of the Loillipop gild with them...
Phoenix and Chef... You are yet to break any laws so I will use distraction on you... Naked ladies and Steak are to be found on the roadside.
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Did you hear that bang? It was my ego popping... 
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She's lucky 'cause I'm walking away?
RE: what is your favourite animal and why?
Ahhh I get you now