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Is there..

A masseuse on board? Am very very stiff and sore after playing Football all morning and could do with a bit of a rub down..

I'll pay in either cash or lolly pops.

banana

Do we have..

A masseuse on board? Am very very stiff and sore after playing Football all morning and could do with a bit of a rub down..

I'll pay in either cash or lolly pops.
banana

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

And on ding so you will be immediately arrested again and sent to prison for a long long long time, in the mean time you will be disqualified from the race and have your medal stripped from you like a disgraced athlete... You will be the poster woman to show kids how NOT to be...

All a while I'm at the bar celebrating my brilliant victory..

RE: WHAT FIVE THINGS COULD YOU NOT LIVE WITHOUT?

1 - Football
2 - Steak
3 - My people
4 - Ladies
5 - Tooth paste

RE: EU FORUM PARTY TONIGHT

Was trying to make reference to a certain type of party... But I'll take a few bevvies instead cheers

RE: Five things you could not live WITH

1 - Graham Norton
2 - A Ginger (Sorry Ginger people, tis a joke)
3 - Peanuts
4 - Celibacy
5 - Slugs

RE: EU FORUM PARTY TONIGHT

Just thought it would be a change to mars bars laugh

RE: EU FORUM PARTY TONIGHT

In that case... The Milky bars are on me!

RE: EU FORUM PARTY TONIGHT

So is this a private party? I have Sambuca...

Howdy!

We do don't we laugh

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We certainly have wine

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Very annoying all the foreign players around the place, but thats a different discussion laugh

One thing I've always been quite proud of is the fact that it's always been a friendly rivalry between the clubs, but that is quickly changing... To many nob heads trying to start bother.

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That was when Liverpool fans were from Liverpool rather than London or Norway.. Been to Anfield a few times for the derby and seriously it's been dead.. That's not just me being biased I know a lot of fans who say the same thing. They like Man Utd and Arsenal have become to corporate..

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Bally was an absolute Gem! Was at Goodison just after he died and his son and daughter came out in to the center circle.. Great atmosphere for him that day.

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Don't worry.. Im not shy, be as friendly as you like laugh

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Whilst we're there may as well drop a few more in..

Labone, Dixie Dean, Harvey, Southall, Gray, Reid etc..

RE: How to get a girl...

Don't know where I got it from to be honest, but it has worked in the past... Only the once mind you laugh

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Just a 'friendly' term used for Liverpool Fc... Meaning that they are scabs and scrounge through the bins laugh

I'm an Everton fan, you see

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Ooh err mrs! Apparently it's sweet enough to want 2nd's laugh wink

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Your right I will.. Playing in an all day 5 a side tourny tomorrow... gonna die laugh

As for the devil's better them than the bin dippers (Liverpool) even if you do have old Judas laugh

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Ahh yes, your the one with the death wish laugh

Alls well I hope?

RE: How to get a girl...

The cheesiest chat up line you can think of.. If you have none borrow this one..

I wish I was a tear so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips

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Bloody hell! 2 replies already... That's set me back a bit has that, normally have to wait about 2 days before anyone even looks at the thread laugh

Howdy!

Hi all!

Normally post on the UK forum but it's mega quiet so thought I'd drop in and introduce myself.. So hi all cheers

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

I'm afraid all contestants must be registered from the word go, no new entrants in to the race... Anyone who tries gatecrashing the race will be tied up and forced to listen to every Coldplay song until their ears bleed..

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

That says "lad Zella" it of course should be 'Lady'

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Very cunning lad Zella, very cunning indeed... However you didn't bank on the fact I'm very god friends with Will Smith and as we type he's in his jet coming to take you down before stealing your ship and destroying te mother ship! Meanwhile my Cousin Melvin will undergo extensive tests on you to find out more about your people... This will of course render you useless for the time being and more importantly in second or 3rd place... Muhahaha.

Inspector and now chief alien hunter. Biscuit is in the lead again!

If you had to...

You can say it if you want to.. I'll make sure your safe from the loony bin laugh

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

A real life Prison Break! Someone call Sky One!!

Right then a man hunt it is.. I have already called Tommy Lee Jones and he is on the case! You will be rumbled in no time, just stay away from any damns!

Being that your disguised and no one can identify you means your unable to claim first place as if you give yourself away you'll end up going for the last ride on the old chair...

Inspector Biscuit, to the front!

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Ahhh another thief in our midsts it would seem... Superman will be wanting his cape back! Your nicked as well lady! I'm gonna make inspector in no time..

Back in front as he brings down another felon!

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