And on ding so you will be immediately arrested again and sent to prison for a long long long time, in the mean time you will be disqualified from the race and have your medal stripped from you like a disgraced athlete... You will be the poster woman to show kids how NOT to be...
All a while I'm at the bar celebrating my brilliant victory..
Very annoying all the foreign players around the place, but thats a different discussion
One thing I've always been quite proud of is the fact that it's always been a friendly rivalry between the clubs, but that is quickly changing... To many nob heads trying to start bother.
That was when Liverpool fans were from Liverpool rather than London or Norway.. Been to Anfield a few times for the derby and seriously it's been dead.. That's not just me being biased I know a lot of fans who say the same thing. They like Man Utd and Arsenal have become to corporate..
Bally was an absolute Gem! Was at Goodison just after he died and his son and daughter came out in to the center circle.. Great atmosphere for him that day.
I'm afraid all contestants must be registered from the word go, no new entrants in to the race... Anyone who tries gatecrashing the race will be tied up and forced to listen to every Coldplay song until their ears bleed..
Very cunning lad Zella, very cunning indeed... However you didn't bank on the fact I'm very god friends with Will Smith and as we type he's in his jet coming to take you down before stealing your ship and destroying te mother ship! Meanwhile my Cousin Melvin will undergo extensive tests on you to find out more about your people... This will of course render you useless for the time being and more importantly in second or 3rd place... Muhahaha.
Inspector and now chief alien hunter. Biscuit is in the lead again!
Right then a man hunt it is.. I have already called Tommy Lee Jones and he is on the case! You will be rumbled in no time, just stay away from any damns!
Being that your disguised and no one can identify you means your unable to claim first place as if you give yourself away you'll end up going for the last ride on the old chair...
Ahhh another thief in our midsts it would seem... Superman will be wanting his cape back! Your nicked as well lady! I'm gonna make inspector in no time..
Is there..
A masseuse on board? Am very very stiff and sore after playing Football all morning and could do with a bit of a rub down..I'll pay in either cash or lolly pops.